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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #540 on: August 18, 2018, 03:40:06 AM »
Maybe.
I tune it out.
Gotta keep focused.
can i write a script that reports every post with "Bart is brilliant" just to remind you?
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #541 on: August 18, 2018, 05:32:15 AM »
Dear Bart,

Most times when I pull up to a 4 way stop, the only other car on the road will pull up in an opposing lane at exactly the same time.  It seems we always motion for each other to go first at the same time.

What should I do?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #542 on: August 18, 2018, 05:53:08 AM »
can i write a script that reports every post with "Bart is brilliant" just to remind you?

I bet you could!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #543 on: August 18, 2018, 05:54:02 AM »
Dear Bart,

Most times when I pull up to a 4 way stop, the only other car on the road will pull up in an opposing lane at exactly the same time.  It seems we always motion for each other to go first at the same time.

What should I do?

Give the fucker an alpha stare.
He will wave you forward.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #544 on: August 18, 2018, 07:08:22 AM »
I think, and this is just supposition, so it may not be true.  the Metronsexual was in for observations at the asylum.  I could be wrong.
If that is the case, then by now the inmate is running the asylum  :)

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #545 on: August 18, 2018, 07:09:50 AM »
I am that I am.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #546 on: August 18, 2018, 08:33:51 AM »
Hey Bart,

Why was @yorkshire pud a whiny little bitch and refused to meet me for lunch?  Does he really exist?  He sent his alleged wife, @Laurakinch to meet me for lunch. She was funny and a real hoot. Plus she bought lunch.  What did that limey little twerp ever do to deserve one of our finest California girls?

Respectfully,

GravitySucks

I sincerely hope you recover.. But is it any wonder I didn't grace you with my presence? Really? And it's frankly trite you suppose Laura isn't my wife. Still, not my problem.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #547 on: August 18, 2018, 11:41:50 AM »
I sincerely hope you recover.. But is it any wonder I didn't grace you with my presence? Really? And it's frankly trite you suppose Laura isn't my wife. Still, not my problem.

I didn’t ask you. I asked Bart.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #548 on: August 18, 2018, 12:39:43 PM »
If that is the case, then by now the inmate is running the asylum  :)
Or, perhaps, Metron is on the outside and THIS is the asylum. :o

Heh, heh. ;) 8)

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #549 on: August 18, 2018, 01:48:02 PM »
Or, perhaps, Metron is on the outside and THIS is the asylum. :o

Heh, heh. ;) 8)
I'm sorry- but your answer must be in the form of a question (for Bart.)

Bart- are we presently the inmates in the asylum while Metron is free in the real world?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #550 on: August 18, 2018, 02:31:00 PM »
I'm sorry- but your answer must be in the form of a question (for Bart.)

Bart- are we presently the inmates in the asylum while Metron is free in the real world?
Fair enough.  I'll keep that in mind.  But I wasn't actually asking a question so much as pro-pondering an idea.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #551 on: August 18, 2018, 02:31:59 PM »
I'm sorry- but your answer must be in the form of a question (for Bart.)

Bart- are we presently the inmates in the asylum while Metron is free in the real world?

I live in an asylum. There are other details, but this is the pertinent one.
Give pees a chance.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #552 on: August 18, 2018, 02:59:42 PM »
Oh is he out picking fruit?  Which  state?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #553 on: August 19, 2018, 05:46:23 AM »
can may i write a script that reports every post with "Bart is brilliant" just to remind you?
I bet you could!
i know i can.  ive fixed the question.
would i do this is another question. mostly for me lol.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #554 on: August 19, 2018, 06:44:08 AM »

i know i can.  ive fixed the question.
would i do this is another question. mostly for me lol.

As long as it includes a gif of that kid running down the hallway and then turning around when his grandfather growls.
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