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COL Pate Manly

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AutoSpank feature not enabled
« on: July 09, 2018, 04:58:48 PM »
-fo.@ mn_|_/ouble contacting this timeline.  REPEATING communication.
Hello, my name is Colonel Pate hould give you all some back ground here.  My name is Colonel Pate Manly, I come from an alternated time-line where events occurred a bit differently than they have in yours.


For instance, in *my* timeline, Art Bell *was* still the host of a late-night/early-morning television show, until quite recently.  I am a frequent guest on the show, I tell people about my ability to "remote view" I also sell a computer program that can aid people that have the ability to do what I do actually accomplish it.  I started out working for DARPA and the Defense Department back in the 1960s (you see the moon colony missions back in the 1950s were so successful that the technology we used 'computers' were advanced a few orders of magnitude from the punch card versions we had back in the 1910s at the beginning of the Great War (1916-1944)... I digress... 

In my dimensional timeline there is a great struggle afoot.  General Bell was a superb tactician, just the soothing sound of his voice issuing orders to the various sub-commands was sometimes enough to turn the tide in dicey situations.  It was a great loss to us all.

I use a technology that we call the IntarTubes to do my remote viewing, it has to do with quantum entanglements and other things difficult to explain succienctly.  In short it allows me to read information on the intartubes of alternate dimensions, for the Department of Offense, I used this skill to attempt to give battle commanders an idea if a particular battle plan might have a reasonable chance of success.  It is a lot of work, as there are an infinite number of timelines that vary by merely a single detail... Boring stuff I know, and quite tedious, believe me.

I see that my time capacitors are approaching a half-charge, my time is short.  I am Not Shore if I have previously contacted this time-line or not, some data seems to be lost or corrupted, and there are other indications that this might be my first communique with yours.  I can only hope that the pernicious and evil Noaree hasn't yet unalterably corrupted your thyme-line with his filth.  I have had trouble contactingcontacting this time^/!w@line.  _EP.AmnunGcation./'~

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Re: AutoSpank feature not enabled
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2018, 10:13:31 AM »
Would it make things better if Bart changed the smite button to a spank button?

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Re: AutoSpank feature not enabled
« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2018, 10:39:24 AM »
Would it make things better if Bart changed the smite button to a spank button?
Some individuals with perverted tendencies may consider that a reward, rather than a punishment.
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Re: AutoSpank feature not enabled
« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2018, 10:41:47 AM »
Some individuals with perverted tendencies may consider that a reward, rather than a punishment.
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Re: AutoSpank feature not enabled
« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2018, 06:47:43 AM »
I can't see the karma button at all. Disabled all script blockers, ad blockers, and privacy badger. Do you need to have a certain number of posts to see/use this?
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Re: AutoSpank feature not enabled
« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2018, 06:51:06 AM »
I can't see the karma button at all. Disabled all script blockers, ad blockers, and privacy badger. Do you need to have a certain number of posts to see/use this?

You block my precious ads, the lifeline to our very survival, and expect help?


I think it is set to kick in after 5 posts.

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Re: AutoSpank feature not enabled
« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2018, 07:05:33 AM »
You block my precious ads, the lifeline to our very survival, and expect help?


I think it is set to kick in after 5 posts.

No ;)

I disabled the ad blocker when I first joined after.  Most ads dont bother me and every once in awhile I see something that I might actually want/need.

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Re: AutoSpank feature not enabled
« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2018, 04:42:58 AM »
I hope Pate is ok.

That Noaree sounds like a real wanker.
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Re: AutoSpank feature not enabled
« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2018, 02:52:09 AM »
^-gw@P_| |@v^.t I might actually want/need.$aunt*Disi sucks seems to be the common factor.  Robots seemed to be the threat against the evul Noaree, I shall naught
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Re: AutoSpank feature not enabled
« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2018, 02:52:09 AM »