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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #4470 on: October 11, 2018, 12:35:56 PM »
anybody know the life expectancy on Prius batteries circa 2007 ?
are hybrid batteries, manufactured today, able to reach milestones of 11 years and 200K miles ?

information, I am certain Falkie was aware of BEFORE purchase...
1. the much larger, High Voltage, is under the rear seats, and lasts around 200,000 miles
2. the length of time your hybrid battery will last is clearly dependent on several factors. While Toyota states an 8 year lifespan we typically see lifespans of 5 – 10 years depending on these factors.

slow Kathy and NO-NECK could be stranded somewhere (in the desert ?), between Martinez and Reno ?

Maybe it broke down in front of the Sizzler.

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #4471 on: October 11, 2018, 07:04:57 PM »
Fresh Senda!

Lots of canned fruit, a big ass tub of cookies, the traditional single banana, cherry pie, canned chili, a "Not Now!" blast at Kathy, frozen fried fish, a beautiful thing goes down at 4:48 and...................  A Cornish Hen!   


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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #4472 on: October 11, 2018, 07:08:05 PM »
OMG - poor Kathy looks awful.   She looks like a poster child for Dropsy.    Not good.  Not good at all.


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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #4473 on: October 11, 2018, 07:12:53 PM »
OMG - poor Kathy looks awful.   She looks like a poster child for Dropsy.    Not good.  Not good at all.



That eye movement freaks me out.
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #4474 on: October 11, 2018, 07:19:21 PM »
anybody know the life expectancy on Prius batteries circa 2007 ?
are hybrid batteries, manufactured today, able to reach milestones of 11 years and 200K miles ?

information, I am certain Falkie was aware of BEFORE purchase...
1. the much larger, High Voltage, is under the rear seats, and lasts around 200,000 miles
2. the length of time your hybrid battery will last is clearly dependent on several factors. While Toyota states an 8 year lifespan we typically see lifespans of 5 – 10 years depending on these factors.

slow Kathy and NO-NECK could be stranded somewhere (in the desert ?), between Martinez and Reno ?

Battery life is dependent on many factors. Maintaining their maximized State of Charge SOC is necessary to prolong their useful life. I doubt if George or Kathy do anything to try to maintain their battery's best SOC

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #4475 on: October 11, 2018, 07:26:52 PM »
That eye movement freaks me out.

Left side of her mouth isn't right either.   I'm thinking a small stroke, dropsy from  congestive heart failure and who knows what else. 

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #4476 on: October 11, 2018, 07:30:55 PM »
Left side of her mouth isn't right either.   I'm thinking a small stroke, dropsy from  congestive heart failure and who knows what else.

Falkie is going to be really pissed when she dies without a will and her estranged husband gets the Prius.
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #4477 on: October 11, 2018, 07:33:56 PM »
Falkie is going to be really pissed when she dies without a will and her estranged husband gets the Prius.

Only if she dies in the next 3 weeks.

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #4478 on: October 11, 2018, 07:41:01 PM »
... slow Kathy and NO-NECK could be stranded somewhere (in the desert ?), between Martinez and Reno ?

You underestimate Falkie greatly, Hap - he would do just fine.  He'd push/ roll that car as far from the road and out of sight as he could - with his tremendous upper body strength, and have an instant metal starter home he's long been dreaming of to begin tinkering with.

Not quite a complete metal rectangle, like the shipping container, but at least this one would have ventilation, seats, and even a horn.  A quick call to Ahbrom, and his plans would be in motion.

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #4479 on: October 11, 2018, 09:17:08 PM »
OMG - poor Kathy looks awful.   She looks like a poster child for Dropsy.    Not good.  Not good at all.


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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #4480 on: October 11, 2018, 10:02:39 PM »
Left side of her mouth isn't right either.   I'm thinking a small stroke, dropsy from  congestive heart failure and who knows what else.

It's probably Bell's Palsy.  "the most common cause of one-sided facial nerve paralysis "

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #4481 on: October 12, 2018, 10:02:03 AM »


Uh, oh, Falkie....

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #4482 on: October 12, 2018, 10:04:37 AM »

OMG - poor Kathy looks awful.   She looks like a poster child for Dropsy.    Not good.  Not good at all.
That eye movement freaks me out.
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well, I agree, slow Kathy isn’t looking good these days...
might be due to comtinued sleeping on her rock filled pillow... by continued getting out of line and opening her pie hole in front of Falkie, and he finding himself having to straighten her out...
(ie BEATING HER...again and again)

damn, a dog (or a  “samsquatch” ) DOESN’T DESERVE THAT !

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #4483 on: October 12, 2018, 11:01:07 AM »
Left side of her mouth isn't right either.   I'm thinking a small stroke, dropsy from  congestive heart failure and who knows what else.

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #4484 on: October 12, 2018, 11:51:47 AM »
 NO-NECK’s GIRTH IS GETTING...
quite out of control !
(notice he is WIDER than his waist to top of head...don’t often see that)
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #4484 on: October 12, 2018, 11:51:47 AM »