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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #4830 on: November 07, 2018, 07:13:57 PM »
Tampons under table tops, WTF!?

consider the viscosity of the discharge being heavy enough to not only STICK to an underside surface, but to stick there long enough to dry and cement itself in place.







ok that's nasty... sorry.... mostly...

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #4831 on: November 07, 2018, 07:31:31 PM »
Not if Kathy wrecks the car after all that maintenance is done

I'm still stuck on figuring out how they can live such a carefree lifestyle and save enough cash to buy the damned thing.

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #4832 on: November 07, 2018, 07:51:47 PM »

ROTFL...
JUST WHAT did Casa Senda look like BEFORE the “cleaning progress” ?

wouldn’t the section 8 manager at the Hacienda be interested in NO-NECK’s “cleaning progress” at Casa Senda ?

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #4833 on: November 07, 2018, 07:52:34 PM »
I'm still stuck on figuring out how they can live such a carefree lifestyle and save enough cash to buy the damned thing.

Sir, you gotta read his best selling book...

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #4834 on: November 07, 2018, 08:13:41 PM »

ROTFL...
JUST WHAT did Casa Senda look like BEFORE the “cleaning progress” ?

wouldn’t the section 8 manager at the Hacienda be interested in NO-NECK’s “cleaning progress” at Casa Senda ?

George scored a fresh supply of Vicodin (accept no substitutes) from his recent medical visit!

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #4835 on: November 07, 2018, 08:32:39 PM »
George scored a fresh supply of Vicodin (accept no substitutes) from his recent medical visit.
oh snap !
THAT explains it !
(NOT that any cleaning actually took place)
BUT the BIG IDEAS...

tomorrow “CLEANING ? HELL NO, THAT’S WORK !
it was the
BOOZE VICODIN TALKING !”

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #4836 on: November 07, 2018, 09:17:29 PM »
Jeeeezus! That last video gave me vertigo! Someone needs to do “A Clockwork Orange” on him....pin his eyes open and make him look at this stupid video till he gets dizzy enough to puke. 🤢

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #4837 on: November 07, 2018, 09:17:30 PM »
George scored a fresh supply of Vicodin (accept no substitutes) from his recent medical visit!
how many VICODIN does it take to attain a “feelin’ NO pain buzz” for the average 565 pound NO-NECK with a 58 inch (and growing) waist ?

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #4838 on: November 07, 2018, 10:03:15 PM »
how many VICODIN does it take to attain a “feelin’ NO pain buzz” for the average 565 pound NO-NECK with a 58 inch (and growing) waist ?

I'll make sure to ask my pets veterinarian on Monday.

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #4839 on: November 07, 2018, 10:23:22 PM »
Jeeeezus! That last video gave me vertigo! Someone needs to do “A Clockwork Orange” on him....pin his eyes open and make him look at this stupid video till he gets dizzy enough to puke. 🤢

Falkie's not much of a puker, more of a pants shitter..

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #4840 on: November 08, 2018, 07:20:06 AM »
Falkie's not much of a puker, more of a pants shitter.. man of “incidents”...
FIFY
as NO-NECK says “I had an incident”...
his way of saying he just shit his GIANT RED SHORTS (NOT pants)

now I am wondering what slow Kathy says when she shits her GIANT SHORTS ?
(and unless she is visiting Ratty Patty and being forced to wear her GIANT ADULT DIAPER, provided by Ratty Patty, does her choice of NO PANTIES (commando) have any bearing on the outcome ?)

I recall one “incident” NO-NECK described...
where he mentioned it all began as he was riding the Hacienda elevator up his penthouse, Casa Senda, on the second floor when it erupted...continuing from the elevator to the shitter...
past at least five apartments...

another, maybe my favorite, was the “sofabed eruption”, before his colonoscopy...
fatalities included...sofabed, towels, carpet, sheets, Casa Send’s bathroom and clothing...
(towels, sheets, clothes LEFT in a pile on the carpet by the sofabed...probably still there)
UNFORTUNATELY...he was NOT live-streaming at the time :(

do you have any memorable NO-NECK “incidents”  ?

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #4841 on: November 09, 2018, 04:29:46 PM »
Tampons under table tops, WTF!?

We figured somebody was either too drunk or too lazy to get up and use the ladies room so they did the nasty change in their booth and jammed a used tampon between the table and frame brace. We taped the table off and it was removed by another company who dealt with removing biological hazards.

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #4842 on: November 11, 2018, 08:01:44 AM »

ROTFL...
JUST WHAT did Casa Senda look like BEFORE the “cleaning progress” ?

wouldn’t the section 8 manager at the Hacienda be interested in NO-NECK’s “cleaning progress” at Casa Senda ?

George doesn't see it but he is so confined and controlled by his present environment. The Big Guys has dreams of breaking out and live in the carefree-freedom of his own George "rules" shipping container compound.
I'm beginning to doubt if George's has the resources to do that.

Link below is a place that is ready made for a  Freethinker Genius like the Big Guy. He could be Mayor,  Police Chief and King. They actually NEED  The Big Guy and it can all be done on his limited income. Also lots of worthy  "causes" he can solicit donations for.

This could be George and Kathy's Legacy.




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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #4843 on: November 11, 2018, 09:44:05 AM »
I'm still stuck on figuring out how they can live such a carefree lifestyle and save enough cash to buy the damned thing.

Carefree? I guess you did not hear about the action packed weekend they had. First Kathy lost her glasses then she found them, they took a wrong turn plus a coyote or a fox ran down his street.
All that craziness happened in just one short weekend.
It is truest a wacky and madcap life over there.

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #4844 on: November 11, 2018, 10:48:41 AM »
Very cool video on Slab City, White Crow! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #4844 on: November 11, 2018, 10:48:41 AM »