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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #420 on: August 08, 2018, 01:46:16 PM »
Dear Bart,

What's with these Vimeo ads advertising a billion colors with HDR video?  Back in my day, the men were men and the monitors were monochrome.  Whatever happened to ASCII smut?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #421 on: August 08, 2018, 03:33:32 PM »
Bart,

The lunch topic for the lunch crew in the Cafeteria at work today was:

"Who would you rather be with:  Boof from Teen Wolf or Jordan from Real Genius?" 

Boof
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I, as well as most of the boys, were on Team Boof. We had a real solid case I think.  However, the members of
Team Jordan were certainly vocal in their choice and made some excellent points...............

What say you on this matter of vital importance?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #422 on: August 08, 2018, 06:21:50 PM »
Dear Bart,

What's with these Vimeo ads advertising a billion colors with HDR video?  Back in my day, the men were men and the monitors were monochrome.  Whatever happened to ASCII smut?

Here is some cave painting porn.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #423 on: August 08, 2018, 06:24:37 PM »

What say you on this matter of vital importance?

I don't know who these people are but the second one looks like she would probably be into the freakier stuff.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #424 on: August 09, 2018, 02:00:52 AM »
Dear Bart,

What coffee should I use and how should I prepare it?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #425 on: August 09, 2018, 03:52:39 AM »
If I may interject here regarding coffee preparation, I found an excellent tut for it on YT:

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #426 on: August 09, 2018, 06:43:54 AM »
Dear Bart,

What coffee should I use and how should I prepare it?

Get some of that Taster's Choice Classic.
Fill a cup with milk.
Heat the cup of milk up for 3 minutes 20 seconds in the microwave.
Add 2 teaspoons of coffee as much sugar as you like.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #427 on: August 09, 2018, 05:17:31 PM »
as much sugar as you like.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #428 on: August 09, 2018, 08:03:54 PM »
Get some of that Taster's Choice Classic.
Fill a cup with milk.
Heat the cup of milk up for 3 minutes 20 seconds in the microwave.
Add 2 teaspoons of coffee as much sugar as you like.
I guess I'll stay with the Space Coffee being lactose intolerant, but great to see another Taster's Choice fan :)

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #429 on: August 10, 2018, 06:17:49 AM »
Dear Bart,
 
  I work out with weights, use the treadmill and ride a bike.

What would you recommend for exercise along with a workout plan?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #430 on: August 10, 2018, 06:27:17 AM »
Dear Bart,
 
  I work out with weights, use the treadmill and ride a bike.

What would you recommend for exercise along with a workout plan?

I do not recommend exercise.

Walk don't run.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #431 on: August 10, 2018, 04:01:05 PM »
Bart,

The lunch topic for the lunch crew in the Cafeteria at work today was:

"Who would you rather be with:  Boof from Teen Wolf or Jordan from Real Genius?" 

Boof
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Jordan
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I, as well as most of the boys, were on Team Boof. We had a real solid case I think.  However, the members of
Team Jordan were certainly vocal in their choice and made some excellent points...............

What say you on this matter of vital importance?

Me?  I always had a thing for Jordan.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #432 on: August 10, 2018, 04:11:46 PM »
Here is some cave painting porn.
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I can decipher this painting.  It is an early man depiction of an alien fire team.  Counting fm the left, First man is the primary  radio operator.  You can see the radio antennae at a 45 degree angle over his back.  Number 2, leading the team, is the Team Leader, he is designated by the ring around his chest.  Number 3 man is the assistant team leader, that is why his arm is linked to the team leader. He is also depicted as a 'rifle man' by the wedge like arrow design.  Number 4 man is a basic 'rifle man' with the same design as number 3 man.  Number 5, is the newbie, he is the back up radio operator.  He is also carrying a box type affair which serves the purpose of a combat pack.  In there are the spare batteries for the radio, spare ammo, pogey bait and other assorted shit. (He was probably wondering why he signed up and how to get out of this chickenshit outfit. 'Join the Space Force and see the Galaxy!  It'll be fun.' they said.)

Mystery solve.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #433 on: August 10, 2018, 04:12:07 PM »
Me?  I always had a thing for Jordan.
She was socially awkward enough that I can only imagine she would appreciate the attention and do anything for it...
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #434 on: August 10, 2018, 04:13:25 PM »
Get some of that Taster's Choice Classic.
Fill a cup with milk.
Heat the cup of milk up for 3 minutes 20 seconds in the microwave.
Add 2 teaspoons of coffee as much sugar as you like.

That sounds French.  No karma for sounding French.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #434 on: August 10, 2018, 04:13:25 PM »