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juan

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Random, stupid things on your mind
« on: July 05, 2018, 01:35:58 PM »

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2018, 03:27:54 PM »

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2018, 05:14:09 PM »
What's next?  The Johnson measure? :o
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2018, 08:19:59 PM »
From the article:

How much did the researches have to pay to get that job?

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2018, 09:08:18 PM »
Wow....ELL GAB, haha....that didn't take too long!

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2018, 09:14:14 PM »

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2018, 01:33:05 AM »
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2018, 04:03:53 AM »
I'd say American men have the biggest man boobs in the world also. We need the official measurements, of course.   8)
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2018, 03:04:36 PM »
I'd say American men have the biggest man boobs in the world also. We need the official measurements, of course.   8)
Perhaps our Samoans skewed the survey results  ;).  Metron I know a lot of Samoans so don't even try to dramatize this.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2018, 03:11:45 PM »
WTF 14?

You make no sense whatsoever. ???

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2018, 06:48:23 AM »
ah yesh , my karma nears equilibrium ...
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2018, 09:34:08 AM »
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2018, 11:30:57 AM »
I was recently pulled over in New Mexico for a speeding violation. This is an actual sample from the conversation wich followed:

Trooper- So you're from Arizona. Is your friend from there too?
Me- No, she's from Canada.
Trooper- Does she speak English?

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #13 on: July 09, 2018, 11:37:05 AM »
Maybe the trooper’s from Florida. Here most of the Canadians we see are from Quebec and, like Dominicans and Haitians, claim not to speak English.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2018, 11:42:46 AM »
I was recently pulled over in New Mexico for a speeding violation. This is an actual sample from the conversation wich followed:

Trooper- So you're from Arizona. Is your friend from there too?
Me- No, she's from Canada.
Trooper- Does she speak English?

Lol, of a fashion, eh?

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2018, 11:42:46 AM »