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Stupid crap my Father-in-law says
« on: November 14, 2018, 04:49:50 PM »
A couple of months ago my husband moved his father in with us, he is a Viet Nam Veteran and has some questionable language and attitude but that doesn't seem to affect his use of such..  For example today he was baking a ham and as he was getting ready to carve it he said,while he was sharpening the knife, Louie, ( my Boxer dog) this is for all those poor Chinese people who eat dog and then cut both his fore finger and middle finger to the bone.  Blood was all over his hand and down his arm and all he said was,,Louie you get to live another day and wrapped a dish towel around it and served the dinner.  I asked if he needed to  go to the Hospital and he said no, I'll just pour some peroxide on it and wrap it up, if I need stitches I'll give them myself.
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Re: Stupid crap my Father-in-law says
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2018, 05:06:30 PM »
The question I have are all old white men this hard core or is this a generation thing, because my husband will not think twice about using his health benefits
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Re: Stupid crap my Father-in-law says
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2018, 05:17:23 PM »
My husband called 911 and all my father-in-law can say he is a wussy that there are no veins or arteries in your fingers and he isn't paying the bill.
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Re: Stupid crap my Father-in-law says
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2018, 05:19:59 PM »
The question I have are all old white men this hard core or is this a generation thing, because my husband will not think twice about using his health benefits
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Sounds mentally ill to me.
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Re: Stupid crap my Father-in-law says
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2018, 05:23:10 PM »
Sounds mentally ill to me.
My husband or afther in law
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Re: Stupid crap my Father-in-law says
« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2018, 05:27:24 PM »
My husband or afther in law

The father in law.
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Re: Stupid crap my Father-in-law says
« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2018, 05:40:08 PM »
0000000000000000000000Well, I relay don't care because he never ever gave once of specter to me but  the paramedics, fire truck and police all came, must be a Mt. Pleasant thing, and now  he argues with the paramedic about finger  inguries and told the paramedic he was clamping arteries when he was just a gleem in his horney dadies eyes.
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Re: Stupid crap my Father-in-law says
« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2018, 05:48:52 PM »
WTF we have to pay for the 911 call.
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Re: Stupid crap my Father-in-law says
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2018, 05:54:58 PM »
WTF we have to pay for the 911 call.

Do they take Bart Buck$?
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Re: Stupid crap my Father-in-law says
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2018, 06:04:09 PM »
he just said to one of the Officers I guess since there are only two of you you are not going to gang me and beat me all the while yelling stop resisting.
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Re: Stupid crap my Father-in-law says
« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2018, 06:06:58 PM »
he just said to one of the Officers I guess since there are only two of you you are not going to gang me and beat me all the while yelling stop resisting.

His he wearing a wiffe beater t-shirt?  Does he have a mullet?

I hope you are videotaping this.
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Re: Stupid crap my Father-in-law says
« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2018, 06:11:28 PM »
No he has on cargo shorts and a t-shirt, but he is well known around here and my husband is trying to reason with the police.
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Re: Stupid crap my Father-in-law says
« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2018, 06:13:41 PM »
His he wearing a wiffe beater t-shirt?  Does he have a mullet?

I hope you are videotaping this.

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Re: Stupid crap my Father-in-law says
« Reply #13 on: November 14, 2018, 06:14:13 PM »
Wouldn't mind  a peep at the video myself

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Re: Stupid crap my Father-in-law says
« Reply #14 on: November 14, 2018, 06:18:01 PM »
No he has on cargo shorts and a t-shirt, but he is well known around here and my husband is trying to reason with the police.

Hiw much does he drink?
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Re: Stupid crap my Father-in-law says
« Reply #14 on: November 14, 2018, 06:18:01 PM »