There is squatch, just not a squatch to dunk.
Ever try to dunk a squatch?
Exactly.
Whew! I’m doing me a relief.
I have not participated in any squatch dunking no. The last carnies wanted 5 whole cans of squab to play the squatch dunk tank and I’d already been to the face painting booth to get my white sands dune foot look on, so only had 4 cans left over. They wouldn’t give me a dune foot discount.