last night's rerun of a recent show with 'Dr. Sam' the Bosnian pyramid kook had a classic sadsack Hoagie moment. Dr. Sam has some 'researcher' coming to Bosnia next spring to do some experiment he's quite excited about and in his enthusiasm the idea struck him that Richard must come too, what a grand time would be had by all, Hoagie wistfully considered the invitation 'if I can get the airfare'. How pathetic, 72 year old man, no children, and he can't afford a plane ticket. When was the last time the man did a day of real work somebody paid him for? Couldn't pay for his damn dying dog to be transported. He's gotta be living on very little, Social Security, maybe 500 bucks from his little 19.5 club, and whatever Dr. Robin makes. Cost of living in the Land of Enchantment is pretty cheap which is probably why he's there.
Richard 'Have Accutron Will Travel' Hoagland
is tonight's 'doctor' a real PhD or one more in his long line of fake doctor guests?