Heh, guess what’s back

[bateman]

I guess he'll have to do an update video...

[HamsterMuscle]

Will not partake.

[TigerLily]

https://bellgab.com/

“Liberace! Today at 08:14:36 AM
Hey there.  If you're wondering just exactly is going on here, I posted this on the BG FartBook group a couple days ago:

Hey, ladies and gents!  This is ol' Liberace, aka MV.  I have a bit of news that some of you will be happy to read: BellGab is going to be reactivated.
I no longer own the BellGab.com domain name or any of the forum content, but the new owner (a lurker going back to 2011) is a trusted **IRL** friend who will enthusiastically maintain it.  The forum will be run with the same hands-off approach you've come to expect, allowing it to remain a boiling pit of sewage where a hive of scum and villainy "closet" together.
I've been told to expect a working forum within 48 hours.
While I'm sure the forum will not be highly active (at least at first), it's nice to know BellGab's THIRTEEN YEARS of history will exist beyond a zip file on a hard drive.
When the forum is finally reactivated, you can contact the admin/owner by emailing support@bellgab.com.

I didn't include private messages in the transfer simply because I felt like people might be a little creeped out by that.  Ta!”

https://bellgab.com/index.php?topic=13371.0

Ick

[KSM]

Ick

Geez Lily, try not to sugarcoat.

[ItsOver]

Geez Lily, try not to sugarcoat.

LOL

[paladin1991]

So....all those tender words by the light of the moon were just...a lie?  And KSM isn't the dumb chauffeur?

Come on, dammit.  We're grown men, well, I'm a grown man and you, have really got to pick a pronoun.  And KSM is, and always will be, '...our big dumb chauffer....'

[paladin1991]

I guess he'll have to do an update video...

Well, no shit.  Perhaps this was MV's biggest troll ever.  A multi year hiatus to lull The Fat Fuck (tm pending) into a state of porcine unawareness of self in reality.  If so, the Rally Squirrel has nothing on Liberace.

[paladin1991]

Ick

Don't worry, TL.  He didn't carry over the pm's that we shared.  And we can always continue to roleplay 'PM safe space' here.  So we have that.

[paladin1991]

Geez Lily, try not to sugarcoat.

I was a little pissed when I first read this.  I thought TL had shared my pet name for her.  Sugar Throat.

[PB]

... I no longer own the BellGab.com domain name or any of the forum content, but the new owner (a lurker going back to 2011) is a trusted **IRL** friend who will enthusiastically maintain it...

Does that enormous coat he had go with it?

[KSM]

Come on, dammit.  We're grown men, well, I'm a grown man and you, have really got to pick a pronoun.  And KSM is, and always will be, '...our big dumb chauffer....'

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
This, from a halfwit inactive 5'4 mall cop. Always punching up - just like HamsterMuffin. Although he has feces on his hands and you're better than that.

Wife spent the week working in Boise. Home now. She said the layout of the city is awful. Is it true? Did the city planners fuck it up? @paladin1991 

[paladin1991]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
This, from a halfwit inactive 5'4 mall cop. Always punching up - just like HamsterMuffin. Although he has feces on his hands and you're better than that.

Wife spent the week working in Boise. Home now. She said the layout of the city is awful. Is it true? Did the city planners fuck it up? @paladin1991

Never been.  But fm what I hear, it's a case of city planners not thinking big enough when planning roads and zoning.   

[HamsterMuscle]

Come on, dammit.  We're grown men, well, I'm a grown man and you, have really got to pick a pronoun.  And KSM is, and always will be, '...our big dumb chauffer....'

Pick this pronoun [ziiiiiiip]

[HamsterMuscle]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
This, from a halfwit inactive 5'4 mall cop. Always punching up - just like HamsterMuffin. Although he has feces on his hands and you're better than that.

Wife spent the week working in Boise. Home now. She said the layout of the city is awful. Is it true? Did the city planners fuck it up? @paladin1991

I was in Idaho once (Pocatello).  The salesman told me that Pocatello has more gay bars than strip clubs.  I didn't quite know how to respond to that.

[KSM]

I was in Idaho once (Pocatello).  The salesman told me that Pocatello has more gay bars than strip clubs.  I didn't quite know how to respond to that.

Tomato tomahto?