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Bart Ell

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #570 on: August 21, 2018, 05:32:16 AM »
Dear Bart,
Did you have a nice day? :)

For a normal human?
Yes
By my standards?
Average.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #571 on: August 21, 2018, 05:32:57 AM »
Dear Bart,

Is Bigfoot real and if so, have you ever seen one?

Bigfoot is not real and I have seen 3.

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« Reply #572 on: August 21, 2018, 05:33:27 AM »
Dear Bart,
Why?

Simple.
3 cans of tuna got lost on the way home.

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« Reply #573 on: August 21, 2018, 06:23:52 AM »
Dear Bart,
Who is better? Someone who has achieved Elluminati status, or someone who has clicked on 100 ads?
Merry Christmas

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« Reply #574 on: August 21, 2018, 06:25:41 AM »
Dear Bart,
Who is better? Someone who has achieved Elluminati status, or someone who has clicked on 100 ads?

Depends how quickly they reached 100.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #575 on: August 21, 2018, 01:38:09 PM »
For a normal human?
Yes
By my standards?
Average.
I hope things keep looking up.

On a busy day, what is your morning beverage?  I drink water, decaf, half caff and tea.

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« Reply #576 on: August 22, 2018, 09:45:55 AM »
Hi Bart,
Are WiH and brig on the outs?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #577 on: August 22, 2018, 10:00:13 AM »
Dear Bart,
 
Where have humans come from?

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« Reply #578 on: August 22, 2018, 11:15:09 AM »
Dear Bart,
 
Where have humans come from?
The Imagination. ;)

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« Reply #579 on: August 22, 2018, 12:06:00 PM »
Hi Bart,
Are WiH and brig on the outs?

She sent him beaver shots in her best Mrs Robinson impersonation and he was confused as to why she sent him pictures of a roast beef sandwich caked in cat hair. Once he figured it out he changed his name to HeinerinWand.

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« Reply #580 on: August 22, 2018, 12:06:24 PM »
Dear Bart,
 
Where have humans come from?

It all starts with a cumshot into a vagina.

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« Reply #581 on: August 22, 2018, 12:47:51 PM »
She sent him beaver shots in her best Mrs Robinson impersonation and he was confused as to why she sent him pictures of a roast beef sandwich caked in cat hair. Once he figured it out he changed his name to HeinerinWand.

Yep. The old furry beaver causes the weiner to retract syndrome. Classic.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #582 on: August 22, 2018, 12:49:48 PM »
Are you MV ?
Metron your mom ?

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« Reply #583 on: August 22, 2018, 12:51:56 PM »

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« Reply #584 on: August 22, 2018, 01:31:20 PM »