Ask Bart Anything

[pate]

Before I answer  - does Cailtyn still have a cock?

This isn't the "Ask pate Anything" thread, sir.

I shall have to consult with a higher authority.

Q:  Magic 8-ball, does Caitlyn still possess some "manly" qualities and/or parts?

A: My sources say YES.

-pAnon

ediot:  As to the original 4 questions I came up with E:  all of the above, what'd you get?

[Bart Ell]

This isn't the "Ask pate Anything" thread, sir.
ediot:  As to the original 4 questions I came up with E:  all of the above, what'd you get?

That is why I didn't ask anything, I asked something.
I got none of the above.
Cait just wants to dance.

[Kidnostad]

Hey Gunny.  I just noticed this.  I was in hot layup for a few days and things got ahead of me.  Nothing serious.  Got the staples out today and am back to battery.  Ooohrah!

[pate]

That is why I ...dance.

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[JUAN]

Why do your ads only want to sell me an Infiniti? What happened to Date Arab Girls and Hot Filipinas?

[GravitySucks]

Why do your ads only want to sell me an Infiniti? What happened to Date Arab Girls and Hot Filipinas?

You must not post in the Falkie thread.

[2Lord2Grantham]

Why do your ads only want to sell me an Infiniti? What happened to Date Arab Girls and Hot Filipinas?

BUY AMERICAN, OR ELSE!

[Bart Ell]

Why do your ads only want to sell me an Infiniti? What happened to Date Arab Girls and Hot Filipinas?

They may be out of stock

[GravitySucks]

Dear @Bart Ell ,

Will you buy us our own town?

https://www.ajc.com/news/national/georgia-town-for-sale-for-the-cost-nyc-luxury-apartment/YrLnonGNqgYteyoMc8qnhJ/

Will it have a zoo?

Thank you,
Mssr Sucks, LTD

[Bart Ell]

Dear @Bart Ell ,

Will you buy us our own town?

https://www.ajc.com/news/national/georgia-town-for-sale-for-the-cost-nyc-luxury-apartment/YrLnonGNqgYteyoMc8qnhJ/

Will it have a zoo?

Thank you,
Mssr Sucks, LTD

I do like syrup!

[Fast and Bulbous]

How do we use NSFW tags?

For example, people keep posting things like this:

visitors can't see pics , please register or login


Every time it happens, I get a little sick to my stomach and lose my appetite. Somebody posted a Samsquatch feeding video when I first joinded the site this summer, and I've lost 20 pounds.  My friends are asking me if I have cancer. Not joking.

[CptCrisp]

If you had to choose between drinking all night with Vara, talking on the phone all night to Heather, or soaking in the hot tub all night with Miller, which would you choose?

[sean92008]

If you had to choose between drinking all night with Vara, talking on the phone all night to Heather, or soaking in the hot tub all night with Miller, which would you choose?

Heather.

[Bart Ell]

How do we use NSFW tags?

For example, people keep posting things like this:

visitors can't see pics , please register or login


Every time it happens, I get a little sick to my stomach and lose my appetite. Somebody posted a Samsquatch feeding video when I first joinded the site this summer, and I've lost 20 pounds.  My friends are asking me if I have cancer. Not joking.

Just teach yourself to jerk off to Kathy.
Life gets easier once you can do that.

[Bart Ell]

If you had to choose between drinking all night with Vara, talking on the phone all night to Heather, or soaking in the hot tub all night with Miller, which would you choose?

I don't drink.
Hearing her voice would make me want to punch baby birds.
I would hang in the hot tub with Miller.
I would be nude and he would leave because my naked body would make him uncomfortable with his own sexuality.
I would then be hot tubbing alone.