Ask Bart Anything

[GravitySucks]

Dear Bart,

Is Loreena McKennitt hot?

TIA,

<signed>

[Moosie]

Dear Bart,

Can the evil geniuses at Bart’s Sharts develop a Heads Up Display (HUD) so @Moosie can keep up with the forum while driving to places like LA?

Thanks in advance,
Mssr. Sucks, LTD

I second the demotion!

[Bart Ell]

Is Loreena McKennitt hot?

98°F
Warm on the inside.

[Bart Ell]

Can the evil geniuses at Bart’s Sharts develop a Heads Up Display (HUD) so @Moosie can keep up with the forum while driving to places like LA?

It would be easier for @Richard Groyper to put her in the basement so she never misses a post.

[sean92008]

It would be easier for @Richard Groyper to put her in the basement so she never misses a post.

So, you are saying it's possible...

[Bookwormy]

Dear Bart:
1. Have you ever done stand-up comedy?
2.  Are you filthy rich?
3.  Do you live in the U.S.?
4.  Do you have degree(s)?
5.  What is your occupation?

[wr250]

Dear Bart:
1. Have you ever done stand-up comedy?

i did?

2.  Are you filthy rich?

making bill gates look like a pauper

3.  Do you live in the U.S.?

no.

4.  Do you have degree(s)?

YES. 36.6 of them (thats 98 degrees for you southerners)

5.  What is your occupation?

isnt that obvious?

[Bart Ell]

Looks good to me

[Sofia]

Lol.

[paladin1991]

Bart?

[KSM]

Bart?

  I had to sign in just to "LOL" that.


So here I go...………………………… L    L

[KSM]

Bart, tonight the chef (a neighbor of mine) at a local "fine" restaurant used raw undressed cilantro as a garnish in place of the usual passable suspects. Shall I stone him or covet his ass and or wife?

[StarrMountain]

It would be easier for @Richard Groyper to put her in the basement so she never misses a post.

Hey!  I'm the one who cleans that basement.  Or, maybe you already knew that.

[StarrMountain]

Bart, tonight the chef (a neighbor of mine) at a local "fine" restaurant used raw undressed cilantro as a garnish in place of the usual passable suspects. Shall I stone him or covet his ass and or wife?

Cilantro??  You should shower him with blessings!!!  Cilantro is Gold!

[JUAN]

When I awoke this morning, the entire bart ell universe showed no such url. What did you do to piss off Comcast? What did you do to get back in their favor?