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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #960 on: September 29, 2018, 10:38:17 AM »
When I awoke this morning, the entire bart ell universe showed no such url. What did you do to piss off Comcast? What did you do to get back in their favor?
I could never see Bart bowing to Comcast, I think he would strong-arm them into compliance if he felt it was worth the effort. They would easily make my list of top 10 of rotten corporations that never keep their word. You need an hour of haggling every other month just to keep them fair.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #961 on: September 29, 2018, 12:21:05 PM »
Cilantro is the Devil's weed.

It's flavor hijacks everything else in a meal. It is a horrendous ingredient that should be saved for bland sustenance being served to the children starving in Africa.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #962 on: September 29, 2018, 01:31:59 PM »
Cilantro improves the flavor of kale.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #963 on: September 29, 2018, 01:52:43 PM »
Cilantro improves the flavor of kale.

Serving suggestion for kale: Make kale "chips" by drying then on baking sheets at a lower temperature (to avoid burning).

After nearly 20 years, I still hate cilantro and have learned to tolerate kale.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #964 on: September 30, 2018, 03:41:53 AM »
Coriander is manna from heaven.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #965 on: September 30, 2018, 03:44:05 AM »
Coriander is manna from heaven.

You might confuse the common folk.

Coriander = Cilantro
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #966 on: September 30, 2018, 06:38:18 AM »
I could never see Bart bowing to Comcast, I think he would strong-arm them into compliance if he felt it was worth the effort. They would easily make my list of top 10 of rotten corporations that never keep their word. You need an hour of haggling every other month just to keep them fair.
comcast, the company with the worst customer service out of all companies . over the last 10 years they have consistently been in the top 5 for this.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #967 on: September 30, 2018, 06:39:30 AM »
You might confuse the common folk.

Coriander = Cilantro
but they dont taste the same. coriander is ground up cilantro seeds. cilantro is the rest of the plant.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #968 on: September 30, 2018, 07:05:35 AM »
comcast, the company with the worst customer service out of all companies . over the last 10 years they have consistently been in the top 5 for this.
https://www.statista.com/statistics/657936/companies-with-worst-customer-service-us/

I recently fired COMCAST.   I noticed my bill creeping up over several months and in 4-5 phone conversations with them no one could explain the reason for the increase.  Also, their DSL sucked.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #969 on: September 30, 2018, 07:15:12 AM »
I recently fired COMCAST.   I noticed my bill creeping up over several months and in 4-5 phone conversations with them no one could explain the reason for the increase.  Also, their DSL sucked.

My wife wants me to get rid of it too. Did they try offering you a lower rate?  We're paying $286 per month which seems way too high.
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« Reply #970 on: September 30, 2018, 07:31:01 AM »
My wife wants me to get rid of it too. Did they try offering you a lower rate?  We're paying $286 per month which seems way too high.

Gosh.  That's well over three grand a year man.  That's crazy, big dollars.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #971 on: September 30, 2018, 07:32:07 AM »

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My wife wants me to get rid of it too. Did they try offering you a lower rate?  We're paying $286 per month which seems way too high.

They did but it was too little too late. 

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« Reply #972 on: September 30, 2018, 07:37:28 AM »
Gosh.  That's well over three grand a year man.  That's crazy, big dollars.

Yep.  We get practically everything.  LAN phone service/DSL/HBO/Showtime.  I don't use it nearly enough to justify paying the money we do.  It is a waste of money as I mostly just watch TCM and some of the ghost shows.
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« Reply #973 on: September 30, 2018, 07:56:34 AM »
Yep.  We get practically everything.  LAN phone service/DSL/HBO/Showtime.  I don't use it nearly enough to justify paying the money we do.  It is a waste of money as I mostly just watch TCM and some of the ghost shows.

We were like that at one point - just at smaller monthly price point.    Split the phone off first to a VoIP outfit.  Then ditched the TV plan
and went with Satellite TV.  That helped a great deal.   Eventually ditched the TV altogether.  So we are under $100 a month now.

TCM and a couple of channels are missed and I've never watched 1 second of Game of Thrones but the Sun still comes up in the morning for me.



 

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #974 on: September 30, 2018, 08:11:35 AM »
but they dont taste the same. coriander is ground up cilantro seeds. cilantro is the rest of the plant.

Only in the spice rack. Coriander is the name of the plant as well.
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