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Bart Ell

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1185 on: October 16, 2018, 10:15:45 AM »
Dear Bart

For ads I got Hotels in Hilo *click*, Resort in Bahamas *click*, Fine Jewelry in San Diego *click*, F-150 *no click*

Why did I get the truck ad? We were on a roll

A life reminder to appreciate the good times.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1186 on: October 16, 2018, 10:21:33 AM »
Dear Bart

For ads I got Hotels in Hilo *click*, Resort in Bahamas *click*, Fine Jewelry in San Diego *click*, F-150 *no click*

Why did I get the truck ad? We were on a roll

2 for us, 1 for you, 1 for me. I don’t see the problem.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1187 on: October 16, 2018, 01:05:52 PM »
OMG.   You're someone with common sense and clear thinking.  No wonder I like you! ;D
+1!

Lol.  Thanks, I try.  These days, I call it uncommon sense.  I find it can be rare. 
She would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for you meddling Ellgabbers!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1188 on: October 16, 2018, 04:00:50 PM »
Dear Bart,
Why do I keep getting pesticide ads? I don't even have a garden.

Sincerely,
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1189 on: October 16, 2018, 05:10:56 PM »
Dear Bart,
Why do I keep getting pesticide ads? I don't even have a garden.

Sincerely,
Perplexed

Clicking it may make it go away!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1190 on: October 16, 2018, 05:27:45 PM »
Clicking it may make it go away!

I have.....everyday.....for weeks! Maybe they think I really enjoy my pesticides.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1191 on: October 16, 2018, 06:06:39 PM »
I have.....everyday.....for weeks! Maybe they think I really enjoy my pesticides.
Automatic image recognition sees the flowers in your avatar and they are looking to protect you.
I get ones for tree services all the time. I'm still not coming down out of the tree, nope, nope nope!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1192 on: October 16, 2018, 06:14:47 PM »
Automatic image recognition sees the flowers in your avatar and they are looking to protect you.
I get ones for tree services all the time. I'm still not coming down out of the tree, nope, nope nope!


Makes perfect sense! Who knew adsense was so thoughtful. Thank you Dyna-X. You are truly wise.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1193 on: October 18, 2018, 08:13:28 AM »
Bart, do we get to vote on the fate of Groyper? Or should we just start a go fund me to help him with his med costs as he is obs off them.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1194 on: October 18, 2018, 08:20:26 AM »
Bart, do we get to vote on the fate of Groyper? Or should we just start a go fund me to help him with his med costs as he is obs off them.

If you go into the Politics forum you have to expect extreme reactions.
That's why I don't bother going in there.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1195 on: October 18, 2018, 08:27:17 AM »
If you go into the Politics forum you have to expect extreme reactions.
That's why I don't bother going in there.

Shoulda left him to it then ... he’s a dirty boy when he hasn’t had his lithium ;)
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1196 on: October 18, 2018, 08:28:50 AM »
Shoulda left him to it then ... he’s a dirty boy when he hasn’t had his lithium ;)

His first post summed up his message, no real need for a drawn out pissing match afterwards.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1197 on: October 18, 2018, 08:31:39 AM »
His first post summed up his message, no real need for a drawn out pissing match afterwards.


Agreed :)
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1198 on: October 18, 2018, 08:55:11 AM »
If you go into the Politics forum you have to expect extreme reactions.
That's why I don't bother going in there.

I go not talk about politics since it seems to bring out extreme comments and our ellgab friendships are ruined. I don't care to know how anyone feels or votes.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1199 on: October 18, 2018, 08:59:26 AM »
I don't care to know how anyone feels or votes.

I don't know or care what side people are on
I don't know or care what side the threads in there are on.
I simply don't give a shit.
Just don't bring it to the rest of the board.