O shiiit, that is so fucking funny. Did the person whose glasses got spattered say anything or did they shoot passive aggressive looks the rest of the night? Also, was his partner a man? Since he blew Freddy Mercury I'd just figure, but then why was he allowed to run into the ladies bathroom? Whenever Heather is quiet for too long I'm going to request Dynamo story time.
The guy was very upset and wanted to take my friend outside for a few choice words and maybe a little fisticuffs. His partner was a woman, and it took quite a while for my friend to understand why she would have been so upset.
My friend was from Guernsey which is a small island 20 odd miles off the coast of France, and a tax haven, and his family was quite rich. Their house was quite big and grand and he and his partner lived there during the winter while his parents lived in Spain. Guernsey is a very safe place, being a small island full of rich people and the main thing to do in the evenings was get roaring drunk on very cheap duty free booze. I went over to stay with them for a week and every night we duly got pretty drunk. One of these nights at about 2am my friend decided he was going to cook chips (fries) as he was hungry, he went into the kitchen put the deep fat fryer on the top of the ceramic hob and then came back in and cheerfully said he was letting it get to the right temperature. We chatted a bit more and he went back in to see if it was hot enough to get the chips cooking. We heard a huge scream from the kitchen and he came back in after there had been a lot of shouting. He’d turned the hob on instead of the deep fat fryer and the plastic casing around the deep fat fryer had melted from the hob being turned on INTO the hob. Took 2 of us 2 days to razor blade the melted plastic off the hob.
