Ellgab vs Bellgab

[FISH]

Yes, @PolkaDot have you got a pile of cuddly toys to bring?  That is a requirement.

I read some good news today, @anniem . Our nursing home is going to add on a very large barn so @26 horses  may live in our community. I need some help with opening my blue-rinsed for my thin gray hair. My G.D. old arthritic hands are acting up. I can not open the blue rinse bottle.
I hope @PolkaDot brings water proof cuddle toys. Some residents have accidents in their beds. Since I lost my hearing, the screams of the other residents no longer keep me awake.

[anniem]

I read some good news today, @anniem . Our nursing home is going to add on a very large barn so @26 horses  may live in our community. I need some help with opening my blue-rinsed for my thin gray hair. My G.D. old arthritic hands are acting up. I can not open the blue rinse bottle.
I hope @PolkaDot brings water proof cuddle toys. Some residents have accidents in their beds. Since I lost my hearing, the screams of the other residents no longer keep me awake.

Oh how nice, pet therapy in a big big way. I will help you open your rinse bottle if you promise not to drink it like last time. The resulting blue water in the toilets was deceptive with regards to hygiene. If her cuddles are not water proof we can request some scotch guard spray and fix it for her.
You are SO lucky you can't hear the neighbors hollaring. Tomorrow is "bath day" for me, I can't wait!

[26 horses]

I read some good news today, @anniem . Our nursing home is going to add on a very large barn so @26 horses  may live in our community. I need some help with opening my blue-rinsed for my thin gray hair. My G.D. old arthritic hands are acting up. I can not open the blue rinse bottle.
I hope @PolkaDot brings water proof cuddle toys. Some residents have accidents in their beds. Since I lost my hearing, the screams of the other residents no longer keep me awake.

+1 - a horse makes the day kindly.

[FISH]

Oh how nice, pet therapy in a big big way. I will help you open your rinse bottle if you promise not to drink it like last time. The resulting blue water in the toilets was deceptive with regards to hygiene. If her cuddles are not water proof we can request some scotch guard spray and fix it for her.
You are SO lucky you can't hear the neighbors hollaring. Tomorrow is "bath day" for me, I can't wait!

LOL. I am laughing too much. Do you have any extra towels? 
I really want a purple color for my grays. I want you to add some Hawaiian Punch to my blue rinse. The trouble is I only have Pepto-Bismol in my cupboard. Do you think the Pepto-Bismol will turn my blue rinse purple?
Please do not scream for me to help you during your bath. I will never hear your screams. Send me a posted note.

[FISH]

+1 - a horse makes the day kindly.

After you move in with those 26 horses, do you want @anniem to fix up your hair?

[26 horses]

After you move in with those 26 horses, do you want @anniem to fix up your hair?

Think she can make me look like a rock star?

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[PB]

But what if he IS a serial killer??...

MW is a cereal killer

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[FISH]

Think she can make me look like a rock star?

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@anniem , told me that she was planning on giving you a "death hawk" since you seem like an outdoors type. We have the BLUE rinse, at least 12 bottles.

[FISH]

We need more drums 

[anniem]

LOL. I am laughing too much. Do you have any extra towels? 

There are no towels, remember?  We drip dry. No laundering costs.

I really want a purple color for my grays. I want you to add some Hawaiian Punch to my blue rinse. The trouble is I only have Pepto-Bismol in my cupboard. Do you think the Pepto-Bismol will turn my blue rinse purple?

I do think so. Pink and blue always make purple. If not adequate I am sure there are some purple sharpies in the TV room.

Please do not scream for me to help you during your bath. I will never hear your screams. Send me a posted note.

I am so glad you let me know. Last week I was yelling and yelling for you, and you never showed. For the short time I could remember the incident I was quite hurt. I'll grab a pen and some posted notes from the nurse's station, they won't mind.

[anniem]

Think she can make me look like a rock star?

Of course. They keep starch in the laundry room, that will allow for spikings. You create a diversion and I'll grab some.

[anniem]

MW is a cereal killer

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HA!  Trix are for kids, and I suppose we become more childlike with each passing year.

[anniem]

@anniem , told me that she was planning on giving you a "death hawk" since you seem like an outdoors type. We have the BLUE rinse, at least 12 bottles.

Hm! Ok, first hair, then Aquatinis.

[FISH]

There are no towels, remember?  We drip dry. No laundering costs.

I do think so. Pink and blue always make purple. If not adequate I am sure there are some purple sharpies in the TV room.

I am so glad you let me know. Last week I was yelling and yelling for you, and you never showed. For the short time I could remember the incident I was quite hurt. I'll grab a pen and some posted notes from the nurse's station, they won't mind.

I forgot about the towel situation. The aides did tell me about the no towel rules. They said towels only make your skin more dry.
Just grab some purple sharpies. I will need a touch up on my eyebrows.
Please be careful as you take the posted notes. Remember the skin on your hands is so thin and dry. Last week you bleed for 2 hours from a paper cut.