I am eminbriated, eneemribated, inebriated... Drunk.
I feel like miller. I'm shopping for a bra and bubble bath.
This ain't Coors light. It's creme soda and Captain Morgan. A 40% - 60% mix. Thrice over.
Rock and roll. It's this ain't no wet pussy, it's full dry anal.
I used to play 90 minute sets this drunk and pulled it off. I'm unable to prunciate almbudextriss without knowing it means that you can use two hands to make the big wet spot even bigger.
May I die peacefully and with a smile on my face.
My forehead feels like a giant is squeezing it. I shoulda married a redhead.
Maybe I like Heather now...
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄