Ask Bart Anything

[tootsie_wootsy]

Whichever better serves the fantasies about me!

 

[Dyna-X]

Bart,

Are you a US Citizen?

Do you think astronauts have walked on the moon?

[Bart Ell]

Dear Bart,
What age range do you fit into? (ie. 18-30, 30-45, 45-65, 65+)
What color eyes do you have?

Where did you learn to multi-quote in responses like a boss?

30-45
Hazel

Yo Mama!

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

Are you a US Citizen?

Do you think astronauts have walked on the moon?

I have dual citizenship.
Dual leads many to believe 2 but it is actually 2 or more.

I think they skipped more than walked.

[Happier Times are Coming]

Mr. Bart,
how do I go about requesting everyone who posts on Ellgab to send me $1 per month ?
(it’s NOT for me, it’s for my kitties)

[Dyna-X]

I have dual citizenship.
Dual leads many to believe 2 but it is actually 2 or more.

I think they skipped more than walked.

You are actually spot on about this. Your relative candor today is really appreciated Thank you.
One thing we do know is you are probably one of the funniest people (funniest to me, anyway) ever to ever post on Bellgab or Ellgab - and actually quite nice to not leave us in the wilderness. I guess that is what matters most.

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[Bart Ell]

Mr. Bart,
how do I go about requesting everyone who posts on Ellgab to send me $1 per month ?
(it’s NOT for me, it’s for my kitties)

I sent out a mass email for you.

[Bart Ell]

one of

The.
It is all about me.

[Tony Clifton]

I have dual citizenship.
Dual leads many to believe 2 but it is actually 2 or more.

I think they skipped more than walked.

du·al
ˈd(y)o͞oəl
adjective
1. consisting of two parts, elements, or aspects.

plu·ral
ˈplo͝orəl
adjective
1. denoting more than one, or (in languages with dual number) more than two.

[Bart Ell]

du·al
ˈd(y)o͞oəl
adjective
1. consisting of two parts, elements, or aspects.

plu·ral
ˈplo͝orəl
adjective
1. denoting more than one, or (in languages with dual number) more than two.

dual citizenship

noun
Also called dual nationality. the status of a person who is a legal citizen of two or more countries.

[FlarpsWife]

I have dual citizenship.
Dual leads many to believe 2 but it is actually 2 or more.

I think they skipped more than walked.

Uh oh! From what country? *prepares to judge*

[Bart Ell]

Uh oh! From what country? *prepares to judge*

Whichever better serves the fantasies about me!

[FlarpsWife]

Whichever better serves the fantasies about me!

Okie dokie! Poland and Iceland it is!

[Lonevoice]

Dear Bart,

OHL or WHL?

[Bart Ell]

Dear Bart,

OHL or WHL?

I have seen more OHL