Ask Bart Anything

[Bart Ell]

Hey Bart,

Why was @yorkshire pud a whiny little butch and refused to meet me for lunch?  Does he really exist?  He sent his alleged wife, @Laurakinch to meet me for lunch. She was funny and a real hoot. Plus she bought lunch.  What did that limey little twerp ever do to deserve one of our finest California girls?

Respectfully,

GravitySucks

What was for lunch?

[GravitySucks]

What was for lunch?

Sourdough cheeseburger and curly fries. I bought the cokes.

[ACE OF CLUBS]

Where is everyone ?
Very quiet now ....

[Bart Ell]

Sourdough cheeseburger and curly fries. I bought the cokes.

All your answers are here:

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Pud

pud
An abnormally weak and wimpy person. Synonym for wimp, weakling, pussy, and wussy. Also indicative of someone with lots of fear, afraid of almost anything. A pud would run from any fight, shy away from any argument, be and be physically weak. Typically an insult equated with failure as far as a physical challenge or inability to take on easy challenges.

[Bart Ell]

Where is everyone ?
Very quiet now ....

Your charm turned them off.
Try harder.

[GravitySucks]

All your answers are here:

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Pud

pud
An abnormally weak and wimpy person. Synonym for wimp, weakling, pussy, and wussy. Also indicative of someone with lots of fear, afraid of almost anything. A pud would run from any fight, shy away from any argument, be and be physically weak. Typically an insult equated with failure as far as a physical challenge or inability to take on easy challenges.

Thank you kind Bart. I knew you would have the answer.

[StarrMountain]

Can you explain what you mean to us that don't understand?

What was the question, again?

[StarrMountain]

What are Bart Bucks?  I don't care whether someone already asked.  I'm asking again.

[GravitySucks]

What was the question, again?

I don’t even know the question but I can tell now the answer is no.

[StarrMountain]

I don’t even know the question but I can tell now the answer is no.

Yes.  I mean yes, no.  No, yes isn't the answer, no is.  Wait.  What are we talking about??!?!?

[WeinerInHand]

Bart,
I deliver in Columbus, Ohio tomorrow and I have a day layover. I've got around $2,000 to spend and I'm thinking about grabbing a gaming laptop. I wonder where the best place to go would be - a franchise store is preferable.
I really like the look of MSi but I'm not that technically inclined.
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[Bart Ell]

Bart,
I deliver in Columbus, Ohio tomorrow and I have a day layover. I've got around $2,000 to spend and I'm thinking about grabbing a gaming laptop. I wonder where the best place to go would be - a franchise store is preferable.
I really like the look of MSi but I'm not that technically inclined.

One of the nerds here will tell you I am crazy but I would grab this from Best Buy.
It's not the best deal you can get but since you are always on the road it would be the easiest place to buy from in case you need to return it.
Run your Windows on the SSD and put your porn on the 1tb hd.


https://www.bestbuy.com/site/alienware-17-3-laptop-intel-core-i7-16gb-memory-nvidia-geforce-gtx-1070-256gb-solid-state-drive-1tb-hard-drive-black/6228319.p?skuId=6228319

[WeinerInHand]

One of the nerds here will tell you I am crazy but I would grab this from Best Buy.
It's not the best deal you can get but since you are always on the road it would be the easiest place to buy from in case you need to return it.
Run your Windows on the SSD and put your porn on the 1tb hd.

Noted, thank you. Yes, porn storage has always been my Achilles Heel! 😃

[Smeghead]

Dear Bart,

What REALLY happens when an immovable object meets an unstoppable force?

[Bart Ell]

Dear Bart,

What REALLY happens when an immovable object meets an unstoppable force?

Fuck party.