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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1050 on: October 03, 2018, 10:05:34 AM »
Quote from: Aldous Burbank on October 01, 2018, 03:17:32 PM
Thanks for clearing that up. I think I'll just go straight.

You just answered a question for me.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1051 on: October 05, 2018, 05:27:25 AM »
Hey! @Bart Ell! I told Mr. Spookcat about your book Legacy Woo. He wants to know if the sequel will be called "Legacy Woo 2: Electric Woogaloo"?
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1052 on: October 05, 2018, 05:42:43 AM »
Quote from: Spookcat on October 05, 2018, 05:27:25 AM
Hey! @Bart Ell! I told Mr. Spookcat about your book Legacy Woo. He wants to know if the sequel will be called "Legacy Woo 2: Electric Woogaloo"?

Mr. Spookcat seems to be mocking my effort with his joke title.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1053 on: October 05, 2018, 05:47:49 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on October 05, 2018, 05:42:43 AM
Mr. Spookcat seems to be mocking my effort with his joke title.

He has not been ellightened to the #legacy
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1054 on: October 05, 2018, 10:21:00 AM »
Quote from: tootsie_wootsy on October 03, 2018, 07:25:03 AM
Dear Bart,
How did my karma (not that I am complaining) jump 100 points to 592 in the middle of the night and your karma go down to 11?  I am very confused and concerned at this strange turn of events (even though i am the beneficiary).. I humbly admit i do not deserve such high karma and you deserve all the karma to be gotten.  Thanks for looking into this odd matter... TW  Praise BE

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1055 on: October 05, 2018, 12:17:33 PM »
Quote from: Spookcat on October 05, 2018, 05:27:25 AM
Hey! @Bart Ell! I told Mr. Spookcat about your book Legacy Woo. He wants to know if the sequel will be called "Legacy Woo 2: Electric Woogaloo"?

Compliments to the alliterative and allusionary wit of Mr. SpookCat.

Eh, nevermind...

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1056 on: October 07, 2018, 11:32:03 AM »
Dear Bart,

Did you the NAFTA treaty protect our claim to the Stanley Cup?

Sincerely,

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1057 on: October 07, 2018, 11:34:01 AM »
Quote from: GravitySucks on October 07, 2018, 11:32:03 AM
Dear Bart,

Did you the NAFTA treaty protect our claim to the Stanley Cup?

Sincerely,

Mssr Sucks, LTD, HOF, LSD

51 years of Toronto suckage did more for that than NAFTA.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1058 on: October 07, 2018, 12:07:47 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on October 07, 2018, 11:34:01 AM
51 years of Toronto suckage did more for that than NAFTA.

Dear God,

Please let the Leafs suck for at least one more night.

Go Hawks.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1059 on: October 08, 2018, 12:03:12 AM »
Quote from: GravitySucks on October 07, 2018, 11:32:03 AM
Dear Bart,

Did you the NAFTA treaty protect our claim to the Stanley Cup?

Yeah, with Canadian players ;D

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1060 on: October 08, 2018, 12:04:40 AM »
Quote from: ksm32 on October 08, 2018, 12:03:12 AM
Yeah, with Canadian players ;D

OK you can have Michael J Fox and Justin Bieber back.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1061 on: October 08, 2018, 01:07:08 AM »

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1062 on: October 08, 2018, 09:56:23 AM »
Quote from: GravitySucks on October 08, 2018, 12:04:40 AM
OK you can have Michael J Fox and Justin Bieber back.

I’d keep Marty McFly and trade them Rosie.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1063 on: October 08, 2018, 10:38:21 AM »
Marty McFly had a Roadstar II
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1064 on: October 08, 2018, 10:43:07 AM »
Quote from: comaphobe on October 08, 2018, 10:38:21 AM
Marty McFly had a Roadstar II

Marty McFly had to reach 88 mph as lightning struck on the day I was born.
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