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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1065 on: October 08, 2018, 10:54:16 AM »
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1066 on: October 08, 2018, 11:40:27 AM »
Dear Bart,  I just underwent a prostrate examination performed by my female primary care physician that seemed unnecessarily painful and long in duration and during which the Dr. was breathing heavily and murmuring things in a low tone that I couldn’t quite make out.   I believe I'm either the victim of sexual assault or radical feminist aggression fueled by a deep hatred of white men.    Can you tell me what my rights as a victim are and if I should report the incident to my insurance company.  Sincerely, Violated in South Florida.

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« Reply #1067 on: October 08, 2018, 11:43:10 AM »
Dear Bart,  I just underwent a prostrate examination performed by my female primary care physician that seemed unnecessarily painful and long in duration and during which the Dr. was breathing heavily and murmuring things in a low tone that I couldn’t quite make out.   I believe I'm either the victim of sexual assault or radical feminist aggression fueled by an abiding hatred of white men.    Can you tell me what my rights as a victim are and if I should report the incident to my insurance company.  Sincerely, Violated in South Florida.

What you should have done is start jerking off.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1068 on: October 08, 2018, 11:53:05 AM »
What you should have done is start jerking off.
Always turn the tables.
Always.

#eyecontact
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1069 on: October 08, 2018, 11:58:30 AM »
#eyecontact

Yes and there may be some eye contact when he finishes too!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1070 on: October 08, 2018, 03:30:51 PM »
Why do I not see ads?  My ad blocker is off.  The only thing I've ever seen was Dave Schrader's True Crime show. 

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1071 on: October 08, 2018, 03:32:32 PM »
Why do I not see ads?  My ad blocker is off.  The only thing I've ever seen was Dave Schrader's True Crime show.

TCT only shows up when you are not logged in.
There are 2 ads on the main page, I kept them off the rest of the forum

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1072 on: October 08, 2018, 03:34:22 PM »
TCT only shows up when you are not logged in.
There are 2 ads on the main page, I kept them off the rest of the forum

I log in and the main page shows nothing.  Just "advertisement" and a blank space where the banner/ad should be.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1073 on: October 08, 2018, 03:36:17 PM »
I log in and the main page shows nothing.  Just "advertisement" and a blank space where the banner/ad should be.

Which browser?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1074 on: October 08, 2018, 03:36:42 PM »

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1075 on: October 08, 2018, 03:41:15 PM »
Chrome

You can try an Incognito window to see if it changes anything.
Not sure why it doesn't show

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1076 on: October 08, 2018, 03:43:38 PM »
You can try an Incognito window to see if it changes anything.
Not sure why it doesn't show

I'll try it now.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1077 on: October 08, 2018, 03:47:48 PM »
Okay Bart...I logged off here.  Logged in on Incognito...still nothing.  Maybe it's because I have Kaspersky and it micro-manages everything, but gives me options to turn on and off whatever feature I want.  I have the ad blockers, etc., off for this site.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1078 on: October 08, 2018, 03:50:17 PM »
Okay Bart...I logged off here.  Logged in on Incognito...still nothing.  Maybe it's because I have Kaspersky and it micro-manages everything, but gives me options to turn on and off whatever feature I want.  I have the ad blockers, etc., off for this site.

Don't sweat it.
In my mind you are now a prolific clicker!
#CLICKACY

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1079 on: October 08, 2018, 03:54:28 PM »
Don't sweat it.
In my mind you are now a prolific clicker!
#CLICKACY

Cool. Thanks.  I would click the 'you know what' of all things I could possibly click.  In fact, I'm clicking my pen right now repeatedly for no reason at all...at high speeds.   :D