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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #480 on: May 12, 2019, 09:16:44 PM »
If you keep it on the deck, you won't have to trim the grass around it.  Part of the flower wagon could go beneath it.  Clustering can be visually appealing and is not clutter.  Good night.
I'm putting it on the roof for the fucking aforementioned woodpecker!

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #481 on: May 13, 2019, 09:49:37 AM »
@Bluejay Thanks!  I'm forced to have a bit of a green thumb especially when it comes to my lawns. We've had lawn competitions on our street for seven years now and I've won twice. Second and third place every other time >:(  10 -14 entries each year.

Congrats on the wins and the beautiful lawn. Being in SoCal I yearn for deep green grass and lots of delicate flowers
Lawn competitions are a smart idea to put all that extra testosterone to a good cause. I know few guys that can resist a good smackdown of their neighbors
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #482 on: May 13, 2019, 01:37:14 PM »
lots of delicate flowers

Quick trip to North Hollywood should fix you right up.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #483 on: May 13, 2019, 02:34:38 PM »
Quick trip to North Hollywood should fix you right up.

lol. Too true. A constant parade. Many of them prettier than me
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #484 on: May 13, 2019, 06:12:34 PM »
@Bart Ell the kingdom of Nye radio is great. For the new people, here is the link for his radio station. https://kingdomofnyeradio.com/

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #485 on: May 13, 2019, 10:29:32 PM »
Congrats on the wins and the beautiful lawn. Being in SoCal I yearn for deep green grass and lots of delicate flowers
Lawn competitions are a smart idea to put all that extra testosterone to a good cause. I know few guys that can resist a good smackdown of their neighbors
You should go out for a picnic.  At Forest Lawn.  There are more than a few to choose fm. 

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #486 on: May 13, 2019, 11:34:35 PM »
You should go out for a picnic.  At Forest Lawn.  There are more than a few to choose fm.

Lawns? Flowers? High testosterone men?
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #487 on: May 13, 2019, 11:39:58 PM »
Lawns? Flowers? High testosterone men?

Gnomes.
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #488 on: May 14, 2019, 12:20:26 AM »
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #489 on: May 14, 2019, 12:41:02 AM »
Gnomes.
I don't even want a mental picture of you and your gnome.  Together.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #490 on: May 14, 2019, 12:48:24 AM »
I don't even want a mental picture of you and your gnome.  Together.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #491 on: May 14, 2019, 01:33:59 AM »
It you want bird shit on the deck, well then yeah.
Gravity, they don't poop when they are bathing!  Not in any bird bath I've ever seen, which is three.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #492 on: May 14, 2019, 12:57:11 PM »
@Bart Ell  , I'm still suffering some Post Viewing Stress from your earlier Mother's Day video compilation. I fast forwarded through it and I still feel scarred. Just thought that is the sort of thing you would enjoy knowing.
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #493 on: May 14, 2019, 01:10:08 PM »
@Bart Ell  , I'm still suffering some Post Viewing Stress from your earlier Mother's Day video compilation. I fast forwarded through it and I still feel scarred. Just thought that is the sort of thing you would enjoy knowing.

It was filled with happy people celebrating their sexuality.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #494 on: May 23, 2019, 08:37:37 PM »
I can read between the lines.
You want me to send them a link to your posts here so they drop you and you can go back to your stress free life.


@Bart Ell one and half weeks in now and you have no idea how right you were about that. $$$ isn't everything :-\