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[KSM]

PICKED UP SOME AWSOME HALLOWEEN CANDY TODAY! It is a bit early to be getting into the spirit of The Great Pumpkin, I know. But self-control must prevail and the good stuff will have to make it out of the fridge and onto the front porch in time for the trick-or-treaters in two or so months. It will. Promises. Anyway, if we do dig into the sweet cache 'o chocolate before time I know where to get more. Hope all is well with everyone; I'll save y'all a snickers

Well if we're talking about prepping for the future, I'll be heading out to a turkey farm this coming weekend where I'll be killing the bird of my choice this weekend. Into the freezer the unfortunate fucker goes. #Thanksgiving    ..in October

[sumethinz new]

Well if we're talking about prepping for the future, I'll be heading out to a turkey farm this coming weekend where I'll be killing the bird of my choice this weekend. Into the freezer the unfortunate fucker goes. #Thanksgiving    ..in October

Thanksgiving! I'll bring the jellybeans. The black and the white ones may be missing. What time should I show up?

[KSM]

Thanksgiving! I'll bring the jellybeans. The black and the white ones may be missing. What time should I show up?

We like to eat early, like 4pm so I tell people to arrive at least two hours before for scotch tasting and rancid conversation. Jellybeans. Hmm, been awhile but I like em'

[sumethinz new]

We like to eat early, like 4pm so I tell people to arrive at least two hours before for scotch tasting and rancid conversation. Jellybeans. Hmm, been awhile but I like em'

I don't know why, but I really like your last post. Seriously. I'll be there with polka-dots and stripes, like really early...too early. Ever been there when some ppl just are too early and some are waaay late? Early is better; I'll help mash potatoes!!

[KSM]

Today the food truck had $12.50 Fish tacos on the menu, three per order. That's what I ordered. What I got was those little highliner fishsticks you had as a child packed with some three day old lettuce and fish sauce wrapped in a flour tortilla. I didn't have time to bitch to the guy but I will tomorrow. He will rue the day

[KSM]

Almond Joy's got nuts! Mounds don't.

[StarrMountain]

Almond Joy's got nuts! Mounds don't.

Mounds has coconut, blech.

+1, just fer da halibut.

[KSM]

Mounds has coconut, blech.

+1, just fer da halibut.

Coconut has it's place, but NOT with chocolate. I don't care who disagrees, even @Bart Ell 

plus1

[GravitySucks]

Apparently emboldened by her success in trafficking 20kg of assorted food products from Loei to Bangkok, my friend decided to fill a second suitcase with God knows what.

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[ShayP]

Apparently emboldened by her success in trafficking 20kg of assorted food products from Loei to Bangkok, my friend decided to fill a second suitcase with God knows what.

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@GravitySucks  That looks highly suspicious.  "food products"...Okay.   

[Ghost BEP]

Apparently emboldened by her success in trafficking 20kg of assorted food products from Loei to Bangkok, my friend decided to fill a second suitcase with God knows what.

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The blow is hidden inside the Bangkok sandwich.

[GravitySucks]

Well my traveling companion made it through customs without a problem. She hopped on a motorcycle taxi this morning in search of a large suitcase. I had one suitcase that weighed 50lbs. She had four total that weighed a total of almost 240 pounds. She is 4’8” and about 100 pounds soaking wet. I came close to choking her two or three times today before we finally got on the airplane.

And somehow I am the one that got flagged for additional screening in Taiwan. Go figure.

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[ShayP]

Well my traveling companion made it through customs without a problem. She hopped on a motorcycle taxi this morning in search of a large suitcase. I had one suitcase that weighed 50lbs. She had four total that weighed a total of almost 240 pounds. She is 4’8” and about 100 pounds soaking wet. I came close to choking her two or three times today before we finally got on the airplane.

And somehow I am the one that got flagged for additional screening in Taiwan. Go figure.

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She's carrying the smallest porta-potty I've ever seen.  Is that for you? 

[KSM]

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Nothing induces vomit like a grown man in flip-flops. Fine with the girl but as far as the tiny man goes I think that's a horrible and unsanitary mess.

[JUAN]

Nothing induces vomit like a grown man in flip-flops. Fine with the girl but as far as the tiny man goes I think that's a horrible and unsanitary mess.

What about slide shoes with colorful socks. And short pants, of course.