Tell Bart Anything

[KSM]

A little passive aggressive, aren't we?

That's how I set the stage for sexual manipulation. Sometimes anger is a great springboard for, stuff   Other times normal organic stuff is good too.

Cake's all gone..   

Dinner was great though.

[PolkaDot]

I brought my miter saw home from a job my goofballs were working on and set it in the middle of the living room floor. ON WEDNEDAY! It' still there on this glorious Friday evening.      Just leaving it there.. see what eventually happens Oh yeah. I can feel the tension building.. the female volcano is going to erupt.. I'm thinkin, tomorrow..   yep  Gonna be a loud day. 

It's just soooo fun to push those buttons.. Groowwwwagrrrr

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Aren't you worried it'll be gone- and have been taken to the trash without a word?

[KSM]

Aren't you worried it'll be gone- and have been taken to the trash without a word?

@PolkaDot Things didn't go as planned. She may have broken her pinky toe while walking by *Cough* into it very early this morning while the sun was still down.  I awoke into a very negative environment.. No sugar for bad boy   

Table saw would've worked better because it's huge, she wouldn't have walked into that thing. Perhaps this merits an unladylike nose snort? 

By God the floors in my house are beautiful

[PolkaDot]

@PolkaDot Things didn't go as planned. She may have broken her pinky toe while walking by *Cough* into it very early this morning while the sun was still down.  I awoke into a very negative environment.. No sugar for bad boy   

Table saw would've worked better because it's huge, she wouldn't have walked into that thing. Perhaps this merits an unladylike nose snort? 

By God the floors in my house are beautiful

I could say I told you so, but I didn’t, so I won’t. I hope your spousal unit’s foot is ok. On the upside it’ll save you on pedicures this month. Also, bummer,morning sugar is the best sugar.

[TigerLily]

... By God the floors in my house are beautiful

That was actually my first thought before I even noticed the apparatus. Cedar? Redwood? I know nothing about flooring but that color and the grain are beautiful

Interesting. I'm posting at you like you are a normal person. When did that evolve? I would ask Bart but this is the tell don't ask thread

[anniem]

I could say I told you so, but I didn’t, so I won’t. I hope your spousal unit’s foot is ok. On the upside it’ll save you on pedicures this month. Also, bummer,morning sugar is the best sugar.

Hm. I'll be having foot surgery in January. I wonder if I can get one foot done for a reduced rate.

[KSM]

I could say I told you so, but I didn’t, so I won’t. I hope your spousal unit’s foot is ok. On the upside it’ll save you on pedicures this month. Also, bummer,morning sugar is the best sugar.

"bummer,morning"  <-- You should space that out   Ya know, the coma..  That's what the red squiggly line is for before you actually POST!

I'll get whatever I want tomorrow morning. I'm adorable

[TigerLily]

Hm. I'll be having foot surgery in January. I wonder if I can get one foot done for a reduced rate.

Be sure to get a pedi right before your surgery. That way the surgeon will take one look at those beautiful digits and will make sure to do their best work. Kind of like straightening up your house before the housekeeper comes over

[anniem]

Be sure to get a pedi right before your surgery. That way the surgeon will take one look at those beautiful digits and will make sure to do their best work. Kind of like straightening up your house before the housekeeper comes over

NOOO! It might seem like a good idea but one slip of a sharp thingy will get the whole procedure cancelled.

[KSM]

NOOO! It might seem like a good idea but one slip of a sharp thingy will get the whole procedure cancelled.

OMG Annie!  I hope the Dr. isn't md md!  OMG!! Noooooo

[PolkaDot]

Hm. I'll be having foot surgery in January. I wonder if I can get one foot done for a reduced rate.

I doubt it but you should try anyway!

[TigerLily]

@KSM . Your avatar.  Is that Snowsquatch?!? 🙀

[TigerLily]

NOOO! It might seem like a good idea but one slip of a sharp thingy will get the whole procedure cancelled.

oh. Well it seemed like a good idea

[KSM]

@KSM . Your avatar.  Is that Snowsquatch?!? 🙀

#Verasquatch  ?


Hi'ya dot!  *wavy bill hand* @PolkaDot  +1 

[KSM]

@Bart Ell Wifey knows about the Georgie song and wants to watch the Christmas woo.  If she joins the forum, I'm the fuck outta here!

Worlds will collide!!!!