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TigerLily

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #885 on: November 23, 2019, 10:52:53 PM »
 
@PolkaDot  I know he's begging but give @KSM a praise. We're on a mission
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #886 on: November 23, 2019, 11:01:54 PM »
Quote from: TigerLily on November 23, 2019, 10:52:53 PM

@PolkaDot  I know he's begging but give @KSM a praise. We're on a mission
@TigerLily  Eh' PumpkinHead, +1

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #887 on: November 23, 2019, 11:06:03 PM »
Quote from: JayGab on November 23, 2019, 11:01:54 PM
@TigerLily  Eh' PumpkinHead, +1

You owe me a negative, Beotch squared!

Ok. But I would prefer to give you a swift kick in the ass 😾

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #888 on: November 24, 2019, 04:49:23 AM »
Quote from: KSM on November 23, 2019, 10:34:03 PM
@Bart Ell Wifey knows about the Georgie song and wants to watch the Christmas woo.  If she joins the forum, I'm the fuck outta here!

Worlds will collide!!!!

Worlds will collide.
A woo forum will have an actual bigfoot as a member!
That wasn't nice.
Apologies to the giant footed lady.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #889 on: November 24, 2019, 06:42:09 AM »
Quote from: KSM on November 23, 2019, 10:34:03 PM
@Bart Ell Wifey knows about the Georgie song and wants to watch the Christmas woo.  If she joins the forum, I'm the fuck outta here!

Worlds will collide!!!!

Hahahahaha
Are we having fun yet?

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #890 on: November 24, 2019, 10:14:38 AM »
Quote from: TigerLily on November 23, 2019, 10:52:53 PM

@PolkaDot  I know he's begging but give @KSM a praise. We're on a mission
Nope. I do not respond to unsolicited begging.
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But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #891 on: November 24, 2019, 10:18:16 AM »
Quote from: TigerLily on November 23, 2019, 09:29:45 PM


That was actually my first thought before I even noticed the apparatus. Cedar? Redwood? I know nothing about flooring but that color and the grain are beautiful

Interesting. I'm posting at you like you are a normal person. When did that evolve? I would ask Bart but this is the tell don't ask thread

let's play guess the flooring: Red Oak
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #892 on: November 24, 2019, 11:55:01 AM »
Quote from: KSM on November 23, 2019, 10:11:41 PM
OMG Annie!  I hope the Dr. isn't md md!  OMG!! Noooooo

No, definitely not. Mine is the chief of the specialty I need, and I have known him for many years. Many of my former co-workers have gone to him.
I am safe

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #893 on: November 24, 2019, 11:55:41 AM »
Quote from: TigerLily on November 23, 2019, 10:15:50 PM
oh. Well it seemed like a good idea

It does to me too. I'm torn.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #894 on: November 24, 2019, 11:56:43 AM »
Quote from: KSM on November 23, 2019, 10:34:03 PM
@Bart Ell Wifey knows about the Georgie song and wants to watch the Christmas woo.  If she joins the forum, I'm the fuck outta here!
Worlds will collide!!!!

NO! Why can't she join and you both just keep the details of outside of here to yourselves?

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #895 on: November 24, 2019, 12:52:02 PM »
Quote from: anniem on November 24, 2019, 11:56:43 AM
NO! Why can't she join and you both just keep the details of outside of here to yourselves?
Annie, three minutes of her reading a just a few of my back postings and her suspicions would be confirmed that she married the love child of Kramer and Ronald DeFeo.

I can't have that.

Quote from: GravitySucks on November 24, 2019, 06:42:09 AM
Hahahahaha
laughing at. Not with.. I get it.

Quote from: PolkaDot on November 24, 2019, 10:14:38 AM
Nope. I do not respond to unsolicited begging.
I have not begged. I have earned.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #896 on: November 24, 2019, 12:55:05 PM »
Quote from: KSM on November 24, 2019, 12:52:02 PM
Annie, three minutes of her reading a just a few of my back postings and her suspicions would be confirmed that she married the love child of Kramer and Ronald DeFeo.

Hm. Perhaps you are needing an alternate personality before she joins. One that is as sweet and nice as she knows you to be. Will that work?

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #897 on: November 24, 2019, 02:32:20 PM »
Quote from: anniem on November 24, 2019, 11:56:43 AM
NO! Why can't she join and you both just keep the details of outside of here to yourselves?

Bring on the wife!
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            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #898 on: November 24, 2019, 02:36:37 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on November 24, 2019, 02:32:20 PM
Bring on the wife!

I have it on quite good authority that she does as she pleases. 
Are we having fun yet?

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #899 on: November 24, 2019, 02:38:09 PM »
Quote from: KSM on November 24, 2019, 12:52:02 PM
Annie, three minutes of her reading a just a few of my back postings and her suspicions would be confirmed that she married the love child of Kramer and Ronald DeFeo.

I can't have that.
laughing at. Not with.. I get it.
I have not begged. I have earned.
I don't know who Ronald DeFeo is.
I imagined a Vincent Price laugh.
OK fine, but it's against my better judgment. Please don't take it as encouragement.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.
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