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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1005 on: December 28, 2019, 05:03:55 AM »
Sauté your b'onions in a lil EVOO and salted butter. Great addition to a Toecheeseburger. @ShayP

hahahahahahaha  Cracked meself up I did!!!!

And this is the first thing I read this morning.  You dirty SOB.  @KSM   >:(

LOL!!!  ;)  ;D

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1006 on: December 29, 2019, 04:22:28 PM »
Bart, I have a new girl crush! I know I'm a decade late to the party but I'm really digging this chick!
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P.S. Be careful what you say, I'm pretty sure she could tie your skinny ass into a pretzel.  ;)
There was a little girl,
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Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1007 on: December 29, 2019, 04:35:56 PM »
P.S. Be careful what you say, I'm pretty sure she could tie your skinny ass into a pretzel.  ;)

I will not be fooled into making silly remarks about how I can break her into a million pieces.
I also have never been skinny but I have a feeling that I will be chubby in 5 or 10 years from now... if I am still around.
I can probably gain 30-40 pounds before it shows.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1008 on: December 29, 2019, 04:41:16 PM »
Bart, I have a new girl crush! I know I'm a decade late to the party but I'm really digging this chick!
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P.S. Be careful what you say, I'm pretty sure she could tie your skinny ass into a pretzel.  ;)

She’s no Zooey Deschanel.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1009 on: December 29, 2019, 04:59:49 PM »
Bart, I have a new girl crush! I know I'm a decade late to the party but I'm really digging this chick!
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P.S. Be careful what you say, I'm pretty sure she could tie your skinny ass into a pretzel.  ;)
She'd have a unibrow if not for the upkeep she must have to do on a daily basis.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1010 on: December 29, 2019, 05:07:52 PM »
Hey, peanut gallery! Pipe down! This is Bart’s thread.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1011 on: December 29, 2019, 05:30:16 PM »
Hey, peanut gallery! Pipe down! This is Bart’s thread.
Well if we look back to Genesis, page one post one we see that this is my thread.

Why am  I peanut gallery?  I love your avatar btw

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1012 on: December 30, 2019, 08:38:28 AM »
I will not be fooled into making silly remarks about how I can break her into a million pieces.
I also have never been skinny but I have a feeling that I will be chubby in 5 or 10 years from now... if I am still around.
I can probably gain 30-40 pounds before it shows.
Oh my.  :( Optimistic Pessimist?
Bart this made me sad. May you live many years at a healthy weight  :). Also, I hope your throat/voice is healed.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1013 on: January 01, 2020, 09:35:57 PM »
A few days ago I had to quote a job. I was running late and in my haste when heading out of the house I reached for my hair tie stash..  I wasn't aware that my wife had a pink one mixed in with all my black ones.

……..accidentally wore a pink hair tie to a job site and still haven't heard back :-[  Fucking homophobes against straight guy. Big quote too  :(

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1014 on: January 03, 2020, 05:21:15 AM »
A few days ago I had to quote a job. I was running late and in my haste when heading out of the house I reached for my hair tie stash..  I wasn't aware that my wife had a pink one mixed in with all my black ones.

……..accidentally wore a pink hair tie to a job site and still haven't heard back :-[  Fucking homophobes against straight guy. Big quote too  :(

Like this one?  ;D

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1015 on: January 03, 2020, 08:24:12 AM »
Like this one?  ;D

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oh boy.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1016 on: January 03, 2020, 08:26:05 AM »
A few days ago I had to quote a job. I was running late and in my haste when heading out of the house I reached for my hair tie stash..  I wasn't aware that my wife had a pink one mixed in with all my black ones.

……..accidentally wore a pink hair tie to a job site and still haven't heard back :-[  Fucking homophobes against straight guy. Big quote too  :(
Maybe they thought you were a long haired hippie boy and they hate hippies?
Somehow that doesn't help, does it?
Bastards.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1017 on: January 03, 2020, 08:45:54 AM »
Maybe they thought you were a long haired hippie boy and they hate hippies?
Somehow that doesn't help, does it?
Bastards.

He lives in Canada.  As long as he wears socks with his sandals, he’ll fit right in.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1018 on: January 03, 2020, 08:49:28 AM »
He lives in Canada.  As long as he wears socks with his sandals, he’ll fit right in.

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I'm thinking more this- but with pink laces.  ;)
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There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1019 on: January 03, 2020, 08:50:27 AM »
He lives in Canada.  As long as he wears socks with his sandals, he’ll fit right in.

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As @Spookcat would say- A lot of choices were made here. *shaking head*
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.