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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1110 on: January 25, 2020, 12:01:49 PM »
I'm upstairs in my bed. Injured. Minor body jack.  >:(
Don't yell at me for having the body of a miner named, Jack?  ???

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1111 on: January 25, 2020, 12:03:50 PM »
Don't yell at me for having the body of a miner named, Jack?  ???

I think she means the body of a 6 year old boy named Jack.


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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1112 on: January 25, 2020, 12:03:50 PM »
Mention pie again and I will use my powers to make it last all week
No pie for me for a few days :'( I'm gittin nuttin!!

@PolkaDot If you're talkin bout your back, Jack! Laying around is the worse thing you can do!  What's the matter, sore bum glutes?

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1113 on: January 25, 2020, 12:06:44 PM »
Don't yell at me for having the body of a miner named, Jack?  ???
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There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1114 on: January 25, 2020, 12:07:51 PM »
No pie for me for a few days :'( I'm gittin nuttin!!

@PolkaDot If you're talkin bout your back, Jack! Laying around is the worse thing you can do!  What's the matter, sore bum glutes?
It's not too late to take up jogging.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1115 on: January 25, 2020, 12:23:17 PM »
It's not too late to take up Logging.
Slinging around Canadian stereotypes are we. I guess while I'm Logging I'll get in a hockey fight while drinking beer, eating poutine and bathing in maple syrup!!  Oh and MOOSEBEAVER too!!

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1116 on: January 25, 2020, 12:39:02 PM »
Slinging around Canadian stereotypes are we. That's offensive!
It's one of my talents.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1117 on: January 25, 2020, 12:40:36 PM »
It's one of my talents.
Would you stop quoting while I'm editing!!!  Fuck sakes!

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1118 on: January 25, 2020, 12:42:55 PM »
Would you stop quoting while I'm editing!!!  Fuck sakes!
Is this the Canadian you?:
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There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1119 on: January 25, 2020, 12:43:20 PM »
Would you stop quoting while I'm editing!!!  Fuck sakes!
told ya.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1120 on: January 25, 2020, 12:45:00 PM »
Is this the Canadian you?:
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That guy's clearly a Coloradite! We sent him back!

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1121 on: January 25, 2020, 01:29:42 PM »
Woman down! Going to be stuck home in bed all weekend. Booo!!!!!
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What happened?

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1122 on: January 25, 2020, 01:42:43 PM »
What happened?
Ugg. It's something that happens from time to time to me. It's my bod's payback for me being a very bad girl long ago. Anyway, I thought I was going to be able to modify my workouts and work through it this time....and that turned out to be a bad idea. You know how it is when you just don't want to lose your momentum? Oh, well. Lesson (maybe) learned.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1123 on: January 25, 2020, 02:15:13 PM »
It's my bod's payback for me being a very bad girl long ago.

Ah.
Butt stuff experimentation.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1124 on: January 25, 2020, 02:18:36 PM »
Ah.
Butt stuff experimentation.
Ok, that made me laugh.
Butt no!
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.