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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2010 on: April 22, 2019, 09:07:43 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on April 22, 2019, 05:54:40 AM
Santa's Workshop, North Pole, NY
Over 200 times.
As soon as possible.
I would not.
Why do you have poor friends?

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Ok. I would have thought somewhere more exotic. But who doesn't love Santa?

My mother always told me, "It's just as easy to fall in love with a rich man as it is a a poor man." So far that hasn't been my experience
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2011 on: April 22, 2019, 09:28:51 AM »
Quote from: TigerLily on April 22, 2019, 09:07:43 AM
Ok. I would have thought somewhere more exotic. But who doesn't love Santa?

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My mother always told me, "It's just as easy to fall in love with a rich man as it is a a poor man." So far that hasn't been my experience

Maybe if you reset the search parameters to "soul mate"... 8)

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2012 on: April 22, 2019, 09:56:38 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on April 22, 2019, 05:54:40 AM
Santa's Workshop, North Pole, NY
Over 200 times.
As soon as possible.
I would not.
Why do you have poor friends?

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Did you ever go swimming down at the waterfall/rapids at the bottom of the hill where the covered bridge is in Jay, NY?

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Are we having fun yet?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2013 on: April 22, 2019, 10:27:02 AM »
Quote from: 26 horses on April 22, 2019, 09:28:51 AM
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Maybe if you reset the search parameters to "soul mate"... 8)

How has that worked on ParanormalDate.com for you?
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2014 on: April 22, 2019, 10:43:36 AM »
Quote from: TigerLily on April 22, 2019, 10:27:02 AM
How has that worked on ParanormalDate.com for you?
S'all good, finding a mate with a prehensile tail came first tho...

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2015 on: April 22, 2019, 10:51:50 AM »
Quote from: 26 horses on April 22, 2019, 10:43:36 AM
S'all good, finding a mate with a prehensile tail came first tho...



I can see how a prehensile tail might come in handy on a first date for a quick getaway
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2016 on: April 22, 2019, 10:54:34 AM »
Quote from: TigerLily on April 22, 2019, 10:51:50 AM
I can see how a prehensile tail might come in handy on a first date for a quick getaway
Far more useful for nesting and gathering. 8)

And who doesn't love a rich sugar baby?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2017 on: April 22, 2019, 10:56:32 AM »
Quote from: 26 horses on April 22, 2019, 10:54:34 AM
Far more useful for nesting and gathering. 8)

And who doesn't love a rich sugar baby?

lol 😺
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2018 on: April 22, 2019, 11:08:21 AM »
Quote from: TigerLily on April 22, 2019, 10:56:32 AM
lol 😺

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2019 on: April 22, 2019, 12:13:42 PM »
Quote from: TigerLily on April 22, 2019, 09:07:43 AM
Ok. I would have thought somewhere more exotic. But who doesn't love Santa?

My mother always told me, "It's just as easy to fall in love with a rich man as it is a a poor man." So far that hasn't been my experience

More exotic?
You can send a postcard to @Rikki Gins from the post office seen in the picture and the postmark will be from the NORTH FUCKING POLE!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2020 on: April 22, 2019, 12:16:49 PM »
Quote from: GravitySucks on April 22, 2019, 09:56:38 AM
Did you ever go swimming down at the waterfall/rapids at the bottom of the hill where the covered bridge is in Jay, NY?

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I do not enter natural bodies of water.
Freaking fish toilets.
#PaveTheEarth

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2021 on: April 22, 2019, 01:54:08 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on April 22, 2019, 12:16:49 PM
I do not enter natural bodies of water.
Freaking fish toilets.
#PaveTheEarth

Not even the ocean?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2022 on: April 22, 2019, 02:15:52 PM »
Quote from: anniem on April 22, 2019, 01:54:08 PM
Not even the ocean?

Lol, Bart's got his Howard Hughes on...



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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2023 on: April 22, 2019, 02:17:24 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on April 22, 2019, 12:13:42 PM
More exotic?
You can send a postcard to @Rikki Gins from the post office seen in the picture and the postmark will be from the NORTH FUCKING POLE!

Oh, I can't deny that it would be ever so cool to get a postcard from the North Pole.  By the way, thank you Bart, for the nice mention on the last Woo Special.  My name was never on a news ticker before and I was tickled pink to see it go by.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2024 on: April 22, 2019, 04:26:11 PM »
Quote from: anniem on April 22, 2019, 01:54:08 PM
Not even the ocean?

Is an ocean a natural body of water?
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