We help build up his karma so he looks legit enough to get a huge government contract and now he acts like a rich cat that doesn't have time for us. I at least hope he is filling the bird bath.
It was actually so hot here this past Sunday that the H2O evaporated completely outta the birdy bathhouse. That thing wasn't my idea, my wife comes home with a truck full of "nice things for the yard" and I storm about trying to decide what to put where and what get's tossed to make room for the new stuff. Can't a guy just sit and drink a bottle by the fire to be left alone. ALONE!
After all this farm penis talk. He doesn't want to display it.
@KSM
I use to balance pints of beers on it when we'd go on our little tours. I also once sent a rotten piece of ham to a friends ex in Kansas. It was in a ziplock with other things as well. It traveled over 3000 miles by mail. On the ground.
@KSM is pulling your chain.
He is just too lazy to make the changes.
/guilty
