I say this with love and respect, but you idiots better not fuck this up. Start slowly at first, but if she starts to be evasive I want you to tear her like a pack of crazed hyenas. The public want blood and they're not particularly fussy about whose blood it is. Make sure you drop the following words and phrases into the conversation: 'child bride', 'yellow fever', 'gold digger'. Extra points will be awarded to anyone who uses 'psycho whore'.