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Bart Ell

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Re: The Bartcast
« Reply #1200 on: September 28, 2018, 02:05:30 PM »
Sounds riveting. But sadly my toenails don't clip themselves so I shall be forced, reluctantly, to give it a miss.

That's cheating!
You ripped that line off from the dozens of people who used it when they heard you were on that telethon thing!

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Re: The Bartcast
« Reply #1201 on: September 28, 2018, 02:07:52 PM »
Sounds riveting. But sadly my toenails don't clip themselves so I shall be forced, reluctantly, to give it a miss.

So what would you want to hear? Not promising anything, but it’s good to know.
Don’t you have someone to do that for you? We have that in the Shires.
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Re: The Bartcast
« Reply #1202 on: September 28, 2018, 02:09:26 PM »
So what would you want to hear? Not promising anything, but it’s good to know.
Don’t you have someone to do that for you? We have that in the Shires.

One of these days I would love for the two of you to interview Steph Young.
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Re: The Bartcast
« Reply #1203 on: September 28, 2018, 02:19:48 PM »
I didn’t look. Which side of the Mississippi does she live on?

She doesn’t do herself justice. I think the best picture of her is the selfie in her car which is on the Spooky Southcoast website.

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Very nice photo. Quite attractive.  Nonetheless, I'm pretty sure YOU already know what side of The Great Muddy she is on.   ;)

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Re: The Bartcast
« Reply #1204 on: September 28, 2018, 02:32:33 PM »
So what would you want to hear? Not promising anything, but it’s good to know.
Don’t you have someone to do that for you? We have that in the Shires.

You practically live in the North anyway, so I assume you don't need toenail clippers, you all go around in bare feet. Not that it's any of your business, but my nail technician met with a fatal accident so I'm forced to do them myself while I interview replacements.

I can't think of anyone offhand but GS only wants Steph Young for sinister, depraved reasons of his own. He's another of those deranged yanks who hear a English woman's accent and think she's posh, not realising she sounds common as muck. Nothing personal!

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Re: The Bartcast
« Reply #1205 on: September 28, 2018, 02:37:03 PM »
Can't you live up to your tag line Peter?

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Re: The Bartcast
« Reply #1206 on: September 28, 2018, 02:39:57 PM »
You practically live in the North anyway, so I assume you don't need toenail clippers, you all go around in bare feet. Not that it's any of your business, but my nail technician met with a fatal accident so I'm forced to do them myself while I interview replacements.

I can't think of anyone offhand but GS only wants Steph Young for sinister, depraved reasons of his own. He's another of okthose deranged yanks who hear a English woman's accent and think she's posh, not realising she sounds common as muck. Nothing personal!

I’m barely north of Reading and south of Oxford, how very dare you.

We’d have to provide tissues for GS if Steph Young was on, but out of deference to his HOF status I feel duty bound to lay it at the finely pedicured toes of Barthur.

I am happily common as muck, and a yokel to boot, having returned to my rural home area (if you remove the ravaging of the 1974 boundary changes). But it tickles their fancies doesn’t it :) One does what one has to.

Just get a Dremel for your tootsies darling, quick and easy.
 
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Re: The Bartcast
« Reply #1207 on: September 28, 2018, 02:45:18 PM »
Or one of these:

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Lol, kudos to Dremel for capturing some doggy market share.

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Re: The Bartcast
« Reply #1208 on: September 28, 2018, 07:22:55 PM »
I didn’t look. Which side of the Mississippi does she live on?

She doesn’t do herself justice. I think the best picture of her is the selfie in her car which is on the Spooky Southcoast website.

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Maybe she's crosseyed? Cant tell with them dagone glasses on.

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Re: The Bartcast
« Reply #1209 on: September 29, 2018, 09:55:58 AM »
You practically live in the North anyway, so I assume you don't need toenail clippers, you all go around in bare feet. Not that it's any of your business, but my nail technician met with a fatal accident so I'm forced to do them myself while I interview replacements.

I can't think of anyone offhand but GS only wants Steph Young for sinister, depraved reasons of his own. He's another of those deranged yanks who hear a English woman's accent and think she's posh, not realising she sounds common as muck. Nothing personal!

Many American women tend to think Englishmen all sound like Hugh Grant or Richard Dimbleby. Maybe explains why I've been asked if I'm variously Irish (Was I sure I wasn't?) Scottish three times by the same person, and any variation on Australian, South African, or which part of London I'm from.

Your nail technician didn't die. She faked her death so you wouldn't stalk her any more to the commune she had to hide in.

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Re: The Bartcast
« Reply #1210 on: September 29, 2018, 12:10:26 PM »
I'm committed to volunteering today... I will be listening as soon as I can but I will rely heavily on the archive.

Should I take this as a sign that Tim 2 is completely out of consideration for a (edit: FUTURE) appearance?  I know I only fondled his ass, I didn't go drilling for oil (or whatever euphemism that you wish to insert here for his butthurt).🙄
Eh, nevermind...

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Re: The Bartcast
« Reply #1211 on: September 29, 2018, 12:19:07 PM »
Should I take this as a sign that Tim 2 is completely out of consideration for a (edit: FUTURE) appearance?

As much as you can take the moon as a sign that round things float.

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Re: The Bartcast
« Reply #1212 on: September 29, 2018, 12:23:09 PM »
As much as you can take the moon as a sign that round things float.

Is torsion involved?
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Re: The Bartcast
« Reply #1213 on: September 29, 2018, 12:33:02 PM »
discord invite for the BartCast: https://discord.gg/ArbF4n
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Re: The Bartcast
« Reply #1214 on: September 29, 2018, 12:33:41 PM »
Is torsion involved?
only if it involves a accutron watch and 19.5.
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