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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4485 on: September 13, 2021, 06:44:20 AM »
Nope.
I was in a plane that got hit my lightning, though.
It hit one wing and then a blue glow came through the fuselage and exited the other wing.
The plane began dropping and people were screaming about dying.
I sat in my seat and enjoyed the show and wanted to do it all over again once things leveled off.
Quite the rush.
I believe it gave me happy pants.

A blue orb of death, floating through the fuselage with folks wailing like Banshee's?  I must admit that is pretty awesome. I've had a couple out of the ordinary experiences on flights but nothing that magical.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4486 on: September 13, 2021, 09:57:16 AM »
Bart,

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4487 on: September 14, 2021, 04:13:36 PM »
Bart,

Is being a Cryptozoologist the most dangerous job in the world?  I just checked Loren Coleman's site for the first time in forever and it is just an orgy of death.

  • Prolific Author Michael Newton, 69, Dies
  • Gonzo Fortean Writer Skylaire Alfvegren Dies Suddenly
  • Champ Cryptozoologist Scott Mardis, 57, Dies Suddenly
  • Veteran Bigfooter and Coauthor Cliff Olson, 88, Dies
  • Almasty Researcher Marie-Jeanne Koffmann, 101, Dies
  • Bigfoot Artist Paul A. Smith, 67, Dies
  • Whitehall Bigfoot Guardian Pat Sparks Dies
  • Timothy Green Beckley Dies
  • Cat Country Author Di Francis Dies
  • Bryan Sykes Dies: Brought Genetics Credibility to Hominology Studies
  • Richard Corben, Comic Book Artist, Dies
  • Sasquatch Tour Founder Bill Miller, 63, Dies
  • Florida Cryptozoologist Scott Marlowe Dies
  • Remembering Roy Wagner, Anthropologist Who Investigated Ri
  • Bigfooter Danielle Auclair Passes Away
  • Pennsylvania Bigfoot Researcher David Dragosin Dies

and the toll of the dead just goes on and on.  What the hell is going on?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4488 on: September 14, 2021, 05:55:08 PM »
Bart,

Is being a Cryptozoologist the most dangerous job in the world?  I just checked Loren Coleman's site for the first time in forever and it is just an orgy of death.

  • Prolific Author Michael Newton, 69, Dies
  • Gonzo Fortean Writer Skylaire Alfvegren Dies Suddenly
  • Champ Cryptozoologist Scott Mardis, 57, Dies Suddenly
  • Veteran Bigfooter and Coauthor Cliff Olson, 88, Dies
  • Almasty Researcher Marie-Jeanne Koffmann, 101, Dies
  • Bigfoot Artist Paul A. Smith, 67, Dies
  • Whitehall Bigfoot Guardian Pat Sparks Dies
  • Timothy Green Beckley Dies
  • Cat Country Author Di Francis Dies
  • Bryan Sykes Dies: Brought Genetics Credibility to Hominology Studies
  • Richard Corben, Comic Book Artist, Dies
  • Sasquatch Tour Founder Bill Miller, 63, Dies
  • Florida Cryptozoologist Scott Marlowe Dies
  • Remembering Roy Wagner, Anthropologist Who Investigated Ri
  • Bigfooter Danielle Auclair Passes Away
  • Pennsylvania Bigfoot Researcher David Dragosin Dies

and the toll of the dead just goes on and on.  What the hell is going on?
WAN, speaking as a former cryptzoologistkeeper I think you should have asked me!  Not gonna lie.. a little hurt.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4489 on: September 14, 2021, 07:06:55 PM »
Bart,

Is being a Cryptozoologist the most dangerous job in the world?  I just checked Loren Coleman's site for the first time in forever and it is just an orgy of death.

and the toll of the dead just goes on and on.  What the hell is going on?

The all got sick from fucking the creatures.
Just ask @KSM

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4490 on: September 14, 2021, 08:23:29 PM »
WAN, speaking as a former cryptzoologistkeeper I think you should have asked me!  Not gonna lie.. a little hurt.

@KSM I didn't know man. I didn't know....... Seems like it was a good thing you got out of the business. Seems like guys in SEAL Team Six have a better life expectancy.


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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4491 on: September 14, 2021, 08:25:07 PM »
The all got sick from fucking the creatures.
Just ask @KSM

Seems like a hard way to go.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4492 on: September 15, 2021, 02:06:40 PM »
The all got sick from fucking the creatures.
Just ask @KSM

@KSM I didn't know man. I didn't know....... Seems like it was a good thing you got out of the business. Seems like guys in SEAL Team Six have a better life expectancy.


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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4493 on: September 15, 2021, 02:12:27 PM »
Bart,

Is being a Cryptozoologist the most dangerous job in the world?  I just checked Loren Coleman's site for the first time in forever and it is just an orgy of death.

  • Prolific Author Michael Newton, 69, Dies
  • Gonzo Fortean Writer Skylaire Alfvegren Dies Suddenly
  • Champ Cryptozoologist Scott Mardis, 57, Dies Suddenly
  • Veteran Bigfooter and Coauthor Cliff Olson, 88, Dies
  • Almasty Researcher Marie-Jeanne Koffmann, 101, Dies
  • Bigfoot Artist Paul A. Smith, 67, Dies
  • Whitehall Bigfoot Guardian Pat Sparks Dies
  • Timothy Green Beckley Dies
  • Cat Country Author Di Francis Dies
  • Bryan Sykes Dies: Brought Genetics Credibility to Hominology Studies
  • Richard Corben, Comic Book Artist, Dies
  • Sasquatch Tour Founder Bill Miller, 63, Dies
  • Florida Cryptozoologist Scott Marlowe Dies
  • Remembering Roy Wagner, Anthropologist Who Investigated Ri
  • Bigfooter Danielle Auclair Passes Away
  • Pennsylvania Bigfoot Researcher David Dragosin Dies

and the toll of the dead just goes on and on.  What the hell is going on?
They weren’t smoking enough weed and laughing enough.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4494 on: September 15, 2021, 05:31:52 PM »
Or paying to have drinks at a non-existent bar.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4495 on: September 15, 2021, 06:55:47 PM »
Or paying to have drinks at a non-existent bar.
Heh, heh, heh... and to think they’ll never get the chance to do Foodie Things with Chuckles, a Graduate of The Culinary Institute of America/Greystone.  Sigh...

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4496 on: September 15, 2021, 07:12:28 PM »
Heh, heh, heh... and to think they’ll never get the chance to do Foodie Things with Chuckles, a Graduate of The Culinary Institute of America/Greystone.  Sigh...

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EAT THIS: FOODIES WITH ATTITUDE!  Oh, that's funny.

Wow.  I wonder if she'll give out her recipe for hash brownies?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4497 on: September 15, 2021, 07:44:25 PM »
EAT THIS: FOODIES WITH ATTITUDE!  Oh, that's funny.

Wow.  I wonder if she'll give out her recipe for hash brownies?
It looks like Chuckles will do about anything for the right price.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4498 on: September 16, 2021, 06:07:49 PM »
It looks like Chuckles will do about anything for the right price.

That crossed my mind.  ;D  I wonder if she's on Paranormaldate.com?



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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4499 on: September 17, 2021, 03:58:02 AM »
Bart,

Have you ever found anything unusual in prepared food? I once found a nut in my fries at a Burger King. I wasn't perturbed or anything but returned the nut to the fries lady so that she could repair whatever bolt it was in the fry station that it came off of. The fry lady just threw the nut away and gave me more fries with her now wobbly fry scooper. Extra Burger King fries are not exactly a boon.

The reason I ask was this young lady, with the radiant smile, was not smiling so radiantly when she found half of a finger in her burger:
https://nypost.com/2021/09/16/woman-eating-fast-food-hamburger-bites-into-rotting-finger/

Note: There is a close up of the rotting digit in the article if you wish to explore this phenomena in detail.

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