Ask Bart Anything

[Bart Ell]

Did you take the big coffee cup over there or is it too in storage?

I think I tossed it.
I am cupless like Margaret.
We must! We must! We must increase our bust!

[Walks_At_Night]

Is this taking the Weinie Roast concept too far?

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[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

Guy on the internets Mother died recently.  When going through her stuff, he found a log of sexual liaisons she had with Navy personnel from a nearby naval base.  Complete with name, ship and of course grade.  Pretty cool find I guess.  My question is about number 30, Steve, off of USS Patterson.  He rated out at C+ which seems rather terrible.  Do you think Steve just didn't "measure up" so to speak, or just didn't know what to do or simply was a lousy lay?  Or was his grade tainted at being the first one in the box after number 29 Thunder Dick Dougie?


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[Bart Ell]

Is this taking the Weinie Roast concept too far?

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Them look like some dangerous dicks!

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

Guy on the internets Mother died recently.  When going through her stuff, he found a log of sexual liaisons she had with Navy personnel from a nearby naval base.  Complete with name, ship and of course grade.  Pretty cool find I guess.  My question is about number 30, Steve, off of USS Patterson.  He rated out at C+ which seems rather terrible.  Do you think Steve just didn't "measure up" so to speak, or just didn't know what to do or simply was a lousy lay?  Or was his grade tainted at being the first one in the box after number 29 Thunder Dick Dougie?


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Forget Small Dick Steve, let's hear more about Denise and Kim!

[Walks_At_Night]

We must! We must! We must increase our bust!

Bill Gates has been working on it.  You can too!

[KSM]

Bill Gates has been working on it.  You can too!

Ok WAN. What the hell am I l00king at? Not going to watch. It can't be real. I have heard things and seen a few pictures of Bill's boobs but that's ridiculous and impossible. Those, there, are un/real hooters!

It can't be! @Walks_At_Night

[Walks_At_Night]

Ok WAN. What the hell am I l00king at? Not going to watch.

If you don't watch you will not see the jiggle. 

[PB]

If you don't watch you will not see the jiggle.

Exactly!

[KSM]

Bah'd

Remember a few years back when you used to at least pretend to like some of those you host here at the Elly?
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Perhaps it's Moooooooot point. *shrug*

cold medication has me silly and crackin' myself up

[KSM]

Bardt,

Have you ever WARNED your wife with "peace and love", and if so does she know the genesis of such a warning?  If the answer is no to the first part it would be nice if you interjected it in conversation one night and report back. Maybe slip in another crop-dusting while you're at it... 


To this day I still create little arguing points (on the phone) when in conversation with my X where I could slip that in at any time.

[Bart Ell]

Bardt,

Have you ever WARNED your wife with "peace and love", and if so does she know the genesis of such a warning?  If the answer is no to the first part it would be nice if you interjected it in conversation one night and report back. Maybe slip in another crop-dusting while you're at it... 


To this day I still create little arguing points (on the phone) when in conversation with my X where I could slip that in at any time.

She knows it, she gave me a GOO FOR YOU last week.

[KSM]

She knows it, she gave me a GOO FOR YOU last week.

AH!  Well maybe you'll stop messing with the lights while she's working! AND STAY OUTTA HER EYELINE while you're at it!

[JUAN]

Do you think this is a setback for sex robots?
https://x.com/sentdefender/status/1918879138019946557

[Bart Ell]

Do you think this is a setback for sex robots?
https://x.com/sentdefender/status/1918879138019946557

It's his first time getting a finger up his butt.