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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2085 on: May 20, 2019, 11:10:21 AM »
@Bart Ell  How does one becomes AWESOME like yourself??

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2086 on: May 20, 2019, 06:05:09 PM »
@Bart Ell  How does one becomes AWESOME like yourself??
Very carefully?
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2087 on: May 20, 2019, 10:20:51 PM »
@Bart Ell  How does one becomes AWESOME like yourself??

With panache
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2088 on: May 21, 2019, 05:22:52 AM »
@Bart Ell  How does one becomes AWESOME like yourself??
Hello @damon we are all awesome. We are all Bart Ell.  8).

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2089 on: May 29, 2019, 11:18:18 PM »
you are wrong.
that said nectarines are simply fuzz-less variety of  peaches
apricots are ok, but cant hold a candle to peaches.
Yeah, well I also said they are much tangier and I think indicated they are firmer.  I don't have to eat a nectarine over a plate.  Peaches are like eating a water balloon.

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I used to far prefer nectarines, but the past few years, peaches.  They don't feel as fuzzy as they used to.  Have the peaches changed or is it me?
I agree.  Haven't seen a real tangerine in 30 years, too.

I told myself I wouldn't have dirty thoughts today and share innuendo regarding said thoughts based on the highlighted quote.  So all I'll say is I love peaches and hate apricots.  Nectarines are okay.
All I felt worried about was "firm, lasting mouthfeel", ha ha.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2090 on: May 29, 2019, 11:22:09 PM »
You all realize you're woman, right? Talking/posting like that about those things? Let's roll things back a few generations to when woman knew better than to make mention of, let alone laugh and joke about such things.  It's not funny.
If that's the case, then it shouldn't have been mentioned in mixed company.  That's not on her at all.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2091 on: June 12, 2019, 09:39:42 PM »

Mon cher Bartiromo

I wandered into the middle of a conversation. I surmised from the confab that you are Canadien. C'est vrai?
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2092 on: June 12, 2019, 09:44:27 PM »
Mon cher Bartiromo

I wandered into the middle of a conversation. I surmised from the confab that you are Canadien. C'est vrai?

I have dual citizenship.
I actually have 3 passports but it is still called dual.
Strange, I know.
To answer your question - yes.
Montreal is known as the birthplace of William Shatner and The Bart!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2093 on: June 12, 2019, 09:58:15 PM »
I have dual citizenship.
I actually have 3 passports but it is still called dual.
Strange, I know.
To answer your question - yes.
Montreal is known as the birthplace of William Shatner and The Bart!

I knew you were especially cool. Now I know why. Icy cool

Do you like these guys? I first heard them on a Druid podcast



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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2094 on: June 12, 2019, 10:03:18 PM »
I knew you were especially cool. Now I know why. Icy cool

Do you like these guys? I first heard them on a Druid podcast


Never heard of them.
Buncha hippies!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2095 on: June 12, 2019, 10:09:44 PM »
Never heard of them.
Buncha hippies!

Traditional. So you are more a Céline Dion fan? No no ... don't tell me. Rush
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2096 on: June 12, 2019, 10:11:43 PM »
Traditional. So you are more a Céline Dion fan?

Shhh! He's a Rush fan. ;)
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2097 on: June 12, 2019, 10:16:34 PM »
Traditional. So you are more a Céline Dion fan?

I never listened to much french music.
I left when I was 19 and ended up in Sherman Oaks...
A few blocks from Leonard Cohen.
Leonard is third on the list behind Shatner and The Bart.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2098 on: June 12, 2019, 10:17:20 PM »
Shhh! He's a Rush fan. ;)

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2099 on: June 12, 2019, 10:20:06 PM »
I never listened to much french music.
I left when I was 19 and ended up in Sherman Oaks...
A few blocks from Leonard Cohen.
Leonard is third on the list behind Shatner and The Bart.

Now Leonard Cohen is super icy cool
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