The General Musings of Wyngarde

[Peter Wyngarde]

Well at least the weather 'permitted' it to chug off. 

There are no end of issues with our Navy but I haven't heard that our ships can't leave Kitsap because it was raining out.  You'd think they would want to depart in fog just to hide that hog in the mist.

I was passing Buckingham Palace yesterday and I saw a sign talking about the Changing of the Guard. And it said they don't do it in bad weather. So, if anyone wants to invade, we'd really appreciate it if you'd choose a sunny day.

[Peter Wyngarde]

Here's a quick course to teach you how to speak like an Irishman:

Repeat the following words: whale, oil, beef, hooked.

Then say them fast

[Walks_At_Night]

I was passing Buckingham Palace yesterday and I saw a sign talking about the Changing of the Guard. And it said they don't do it in bad weather. So, if anyone wants to invade, we'd really appreciate it if you'd choose a sunny day.

Huh.  Here I had thought that Buckingham was now reserved exclusively for Chinese tourists making bad TikTok videos.

[JUAN]

I'm going to see a musical called Hadestown tonight. I've seen it before and it's really tremendous. Very popular with lesbians for some reason. Not sure what that says about me. I would post reviews of the things I go to see (Coriolanus last night) but I don't suppose you vermin would have any interest. I'm just going to have to wait until they write an opera about chicken wings or baloney sandwiches for genuine crossover interest from you filthy hogs.

I've been thinking about getting back into composition.  What would the orchestration be in the chicken wing (and feet) one? Dobro and banjo?  Washboard bass?

[Peter Wyngarde]

I've been thinking about getting back into composition.  What would the orchestration be in the chicken wing (and feet) one? Dobro and banjo?  Washboard bass?

Get your skates on and we can knock out a pumpkin-themed Halloween opera to cash in on the seasonal crowd. I"m going to call it 'Twilight of the Gourds'.

[JUAN]

Get your skates on and we can knock out a pumpkin-themed Halloween opera to cash in on the seasonal crowd. I"m going to call it 'Twilight of the Gourds'.

For Halloween - 12-tone or simply garish?

[Peter Wyngarde]

For Halloween - 12-tone or simply garish?

I want K_Dubb's beastly little ears to bleed, so make it as dodecaphonic as possible.

[Walks_At_Night]

Looks like they hauled HMS Agamemnon out of its hole and Wow - it's horrid looking.  The conning tower is all fat and distended and shit.  🤮

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Compare that pig to the gorgeous, svelte, brand new USS Idaho. 

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[Peter Wyngarde]

Typical Yank reaction. Our military hardware is for destroying our enemies, not for you to ponce around in your yachting cap playing grab-ass with the swabbies.

[K_Dubb]

Looks like they hauled HMS Agamemnon out of its hole and Wow - it's horrid looking.  The conning tower is all fat and distended and shit.  🤮

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Compare that pig to the gorgeous, svelte, brand new USS Idaho. 

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It literally looks like a piggie 🐷🐷🐷

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[Walks_At_Night]

It literally looks like a piggie 🐷🐷🐷

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My God.  My God. 

[Walks_At_Night]

A hunchbacked piggie at that.  Agamemnon is an ancient and honored name in their navy and well holy shit.  They Wooo Pig Sooeey  all over it.

[K_Dubb]

A hunchbacked piggie at that.  Agamemnon is an ancient and honored name in their navy and well holy shit.  They Wooo Pig Sooeey  all over it.

It's terrible.  The British have always had an awful feel for submarine lines, remember those K class abominations that couldn't decide whether they wanted to be one of those shallow water semi-submersible glass bottom things they pack tourists in or a whaling chase boat?

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[Walks_At_Night]

It's terrible.  The British have always had an awful feel for submarine lines, remember those K class abominations that couldn't decide whether they wanted to be one of those shallow water semi-submersible glass bottom things they pack tourists in or a whaling chase boat?

It is not like they can't build something presentable - they built the Hood which was quite sharp looking.  Well until the Kriegsmarine blew it into a million pieces.

Some good news on our front though.  There are a couple of more of submarines named after states to go and then we get back to naming them after fish as they should be.
USS Barb, Tang, Wahoo and Silversides are on the way.

[Peter Wyngarde]

Quit spewing your anti-British hatred, you grubby old queens. We still dominate the seas, you can all suck a big one. And probably are, in some revolting soixante-neuf, giggling about cheeking your betters. And very nasty it all is too!