I've heard this before, but it's a fun thread.
My question is, why is he fat now? Just having fun? AND he has children, and a wife now so doesn't that complicate things? I would think that the rule is to remain somewhat elusive in some areas of life. He is obviously not an immortal so perhaps this may be his last stop? But why would someone pick NOW to camp out for your final stop?
Everybody has a double that lived at one time or another, and that alone is fun to entertain.
