I take it back about you living in the North. I bet you live in Wolverhampton and you give yourself these Home Counties airs to cloak your shame!
For your information, I live in Surrey, on the banks of the Thames no less, so I win.
I live 10 mins walk across no roads, through a nature reserve to the Thames, I posted a pic of the Oxford Boat crew training the other day, surprised you didn’t see it.
Surrey is passé and not really the Shires, thus it is déclassé and nouveau riche.
I believe I am as I said earlier, the winner. Get back to your shameful secret Aldi shopping trips to buy gin for you to cry into.