Coast to Coast AM with George Noory

[CronkitesGhost]

hahahaha Knapp's second guest's expertise is on some top secret mind control technology weaponized by some unnamed evil doers where victims are driven mad and manipulated by voices of people they can't see. George the Gullible completely falls for this of course.

so the phone lines open for questions and an old man comes on to tell his story, how he's been tormented by invisible voices/people, he says he knows people are touchy about it but the people tormenting him are Jews, and they called him 'YOU GOY BASTARD!'  Then added that he ended up at the hospital and was locked up in the psych ward for 6 days. Knapp and the guest take his story dead seriously.

 

[ShayP]

hahahaha Knapp's second guest's expertise is on some top secret mind control technology weaponized by some unnamed evil doers where victims are driven mad and manipulated by voices of people they can't see. George the Gullible completely falls for this of course.

so the phone lines open for questions and an old man comes on to tell his story, how he's been tormented by invisible voices/people, he says he knows people are touchy about it but the people tormenting him are Jews, and they called him 'YOU GOY BASTARD!'  Then added that he ended up at the hospital and was locked up in the psych ward for 6 days. Knapp and the guest take his story dead seriously.

 

LOL!  I pulled that segment up just to listen to that.  He also said they told him they are a group of Jews who are going to take over the world.

[sean92008]

you're probably right about 'David'. the 'dying old man' voice is so over the top hammy it's hard to believe it's real.

Pulling something out of the Art Bell bag of tricks. In the sNooryverse, it's his version of J.C. Webster, I.A. Loser

[Gd5150]

George Knapp doing a 2 hour interview about wolves. I guess nothing new from Lou Elizondo on the tic-tac UFO's or Bob Bigelow and the Skinwalker Ranch so we get ......... wolves. Not werewolves, not interdimensional wolves, not wolves possessed by the Devil ........ just regular boring ass wolves.

Duh vulves!

The individual show descriptions have become a synopsis of the last 40 years. “Tonight on Coast to Coast, UFOs, and Men in Black, and Bigfoot, and Vampires, and Mel’s Hole, and Shadow People, and Mothman, and that dude in the lawn chair, and Missing 411, and Skinwalkers. And in the 2nd half of the show, The numbers lad, and remote viewing, and an update from Lochness, and Linda Moulton Howe. In the last hour it’s those open lines, and UFO Phil, and George’s Birthday bash, and the behind the green door, and black eyed children, and George’s mystery guest.”

[ItsOver]

Duh vulves!

The individual show descriptions have become a synopsis of the last 40 years. “Tonight on Coast to Coast, UFOs, and Men in Black, and Bigfoot, and Vampires, and Mel’s Hole, and Shadow People, and Mothman, and that dude in the lawn chair, and Missing 411, and Skinwalkers. And in the 2nd half of the show, The numbers lad, and remote viewing, and an update from Lochness, and Linda Moulton Howe. In the last hour it’s those open lines, and UFO Phil, and George’s Birthday bash, and the behind the green door, and black eyed children, and George’s mystery guest.”

You left out Doc Wallet.

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[sean92008]

You left out Doc Wallet.

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Mr. Speed Mumbling himself...

[CronkitesGhost]

LOL!  I pulled that segment up just to listen to that.  He also said they told him they are a group of Jews who are going to take over the world.

of course, that's what Jews always do in the minds of crackpots.

Knapp treated the story like he had no problem with it and it was likely true. Knapp believes literally everything, it's amazing he has a mainstream career as an investigative TV journalist.

Noory would have cut the guy off with 'we don't talk about people like that on this program'

[Morgus]

Noory just commented to the guest about the same thing he has said many times before:
"I wonder what Einstein would have done if he had a computer"

[CronkitesGhost]

yeah that's one of his more recent discoveries the Einstein with a computer question

Einstein would have done what all men do with a computer, watch a lot of porn. And set up a burner account on social media and troll people he hated.

[sean92008]

yeah that's one of his more recent discoveries the Einstein with a computer question

Einstein would have done what all men do with a computer, watch a lot of porn. And set up a burner account on social media and troll people he hated.

Stop it! I have fluoride rinse in my mouth now!

[CronkitesGhost]

lol sorry

so Noory's first guest is some folksy dude talking about human consciousness and technological advances, machines, etc - the Mechanical Man vs the Spiritual Man - Noory is stumbling mightily tonight trying to carry on a conversation with the guest coming up with what he thinks are profound thoughts. 'Can you imagine being alive in the Dark Ages? No electricity, incredible. I wouldn't be here, I couldn't do a show.'

a woman with cerebral palsy then calls in and drones on in her cerebral palsy voice about how she never allowed her affliction to hold her back and how she is a sponge for knowledge. Noory gets involved 'Good for you. I have a question for you. If they could implant a chip in your head and it would take away your cerebral palsy and you'd be just like your twin sister would you?'  The woman said she would. The guest then pops in 'Of course she would. I'm so sick of these people who say we won't be the same people if we change our bodies to help us realize our potential. Our country is based on it, the pursuit of happiness, to make the best we can of ourselves.'  Noory, of course barely listening or comprehending what the guest just said, stammers out 'That's remarkable.' Completely disconnected, what's remarkable you moron? That people should do whatever they can to make their lives better? I will break down how he came up with that response - he was completely out of it, had no idea what the guest was saying, when he heard dead air his reptilian brain kicked in, he remembered that the guest's book deals with technological advances and machines so he assumes the guest made some long statement about something to do with technology so his brain kicks out 'That's remarkable.'

2nd guest is Michael Cremo, crackpot self proclaimed 'archaeologist' - I love his creepy voice.

oh now Cornelius barges in and is rambling on about the same shit he rambles on about every night 'my daddy died of Covid 19 and stuff, he studied biology and embalming and stuff ........ '

Mike the Millennial's mom is sick/dying? I hate Mike but I don't wish bad on him or his family.

[CronkitesGhost]

Soooooooooooo creepy lol  he sounds like he's on the toilet jerking off nearing orgasm, his voice trembling, drawing out the last syllable of every word

Noory telling Cremo about the Bible 'There's a lot of accurate stories in there.'

[sean92008]

Soooooooooooo creepy lol  he sounds like he's on the toilet jerking off nearing orgasm, his voice trembling, drawing out the last syllable of every word

Noory telling Cremo about the Bible 'There's a lot of accurate stories in there.'

Yeah, like when the pigs flew...

[Camazotz Automat]

 "I wonder what Einstein Noory would have done if he had a computer brain."


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[Uncle Duke]

you're probably right about 'David'. the 'dying old man' voice is so over the top hammy it's hard to believe it's real.

Are you talking about the old guy from Columbus, Ohio?  I've heard him on talk shows in central/south central Ohio for several years.  He might be a crackpot or even a prankster, but he's the real deal.  Doubt he's a paid shill.