lately waiting for Noory to say or do something embarrassingly stupid isn't enough to make me listen - the guests are terrible and getting worse, 1 out of 10 guests are bearable and I may be generous with that estimate.
would much rather have had the Queen stick around another 5 years and it had been Noory taking an early exit today - he is an expert at taking early exits, would be great if Noory's funeral was just tapes of the shit he plays when he takes off early like the little old ladies beating a man with their umbrellas, the Tell Tale Heart reading, interviews with dead guests while Noory lays in casket, 25 people/family in attendance, dozing off or scrolling through shit on their cell phones. nobody crying.
while this funeral is going on I imagine a young woman, his granddaughter, raising her hand. The funeral director asks 'Yes? Do you have something you'd like to say about your grandfather miss?' She answers 'No not really. I just wanted to know how much longer these recordings are going to play, I have to meet a friend.'
