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Rikki Gins Lounge => Random Topics => Topic started by: KSM on December 25, 2018, 12:09:55 AM
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Ok, thus may be the worst thread EVER! If so, I'll own it and all the crow you throw!
Here's the thing; All our guests left hours ago, my wife was exhausted after a long day of preparing and making dinner etc.. have I mentioned making gingerbread men and much more? She went to bed at 7:30 PM Pacific.. I have bought her some real doozie, doozy? (how do you spell doozee?) gifts this year and I'm anxious. Really fucking anxious and I want her to wake up so I'm being loud all around the house in hopes that she wakes up and asks whether or not Santa showed up!?! That's what she says.. "Did Santa show up?" sleepy voice like
Outside of going up there and dropping my fucking truck keys on her head nothing seems to be waking her up. WTF??? Who sleeps like this??!!?? Maybe I'll load my table saw into the living room and start getting reeeeallly crafty in my quest for a wakened lucid her!!!
She's being very rude by not waking up
Smite away bitches but I'm a Christmassy muthafuckah. :) Drunk one too! :) :) ;D ;D ;D
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BTW it's almost 12:30 AM on this December 25th!! so I have righteous /Christmassy anger on my side.
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Where did you get this evil streak.
Sleep = 6 to 11 hours, preferably 8 to 10. The body regenerates. Some celebrities are choosing blood transfusions instead of some sleep sessions. Scary. Muscles need rest, too, not just the liver.
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Maybe New Year's Eve went a little better for you?
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Ok, thus may be the worst thread EVER! If so, I'll own it and all the crow you throw!
Here's the thing; All our guests left hours ago, my wife was exhausted after a long day of preparing and making dinner etc.. have I mentioned making gingerbread men and much more? She went to bed at 7:30 PM Pacific.. I have bought her some real doozie, doozy? (how do you spell doozee?) gifts this year and I'm anxious. Really fucking anxious and I want her to wake up so I'm being loud all around the house in hopes that she wakes up and asks whether or not Santa showed up!?! That's what she says.. "Did Santa show up?" sleepy voice like
Outside of going up there and dropping my fucking truck keys on her head nothing seems to be waking her up. WTF??? Who sleeps like this??!!?? Maybe I'll load my table saw into the living room and start getting reeeeallly crafty in my quest for a wakened lucid her!!!
She's being very rude by not waking up
Smite away bitches but I'm a Christmassy muthafuckah. :) Drunk one too! :) :) ;D ;D ;D
I like the truck key idea. So when did she wake up?
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I like the truck key idea. So when did she wake up?
..Was kind of hoping this thread had faded into oblivion :-[ Thanks @BartEllProducer She woke up about 4am, I was still awake. I'll refer you to my avatar.. 25th was good!
Merry Christmas!
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..Was kind of hoping this thread had faded into oblivion :-[ Thanks @BartEllProducer She woke up about 4am, I was still awake. I'll refer you to my avatar.. 25th was good!
Merry Christmas!
LOL! I see that you’re a gentleman. I’m guessing that avatar should be a gif. with 69 and a reverse cowgirl and then some. Thanks for keeping it classy.
Next time finish the story! Will try the truck key thing this week and let you know how it works. 😉
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Next time finish the story! Will try the truck key thing this week and let you know how it works. 😉
I've thought about it six ways from Sunday and there seems to be nothing to be gained by dropping your truck keys on your sleeping wife's face. No take away whatsoever! I would go with the table saw in the living room method. If things begin to go south you'll have a head start this way 8)
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LOL! I see that you’re a gentleman. I’m guessing that avatar should be a gif. with 69 and a reverse cowgirl and then some. Thanks for keeping it classy.
Next time finish the story! Will try the truck key thing this week and let you know how it works. 😉
What, "truck key thing?" Guess I've been away too long. ::)
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I've thought about it six ways from Sunday and there seems to be nothing to be gained by dropping your truck keys on your sleeping wife's face. No take away whatsoever! I would go with the table saw in the living room method. If things begin to go south you'll have a head start this way 8)
What??? :o Oh, man. I got your wife's back in a heart-beat! She just needs to give me the go ahead, and I'll kicka ya butt!!! 8)
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What??? :o Oh, man. I got your wife's back in a heart-beat! She just needs to give me the go ahead, and I'll kicka ya butt!!! 8)
:) I promise, nobody is dropping keys on their wife. Scouts honor
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Ok, thus may be the worst thread EVER! If so, I'll own it and all the crow you throw!
Here's the thing; All our guests left hours ago, my wife was exhausted after a long day of preparing and making dinner etc.. have I mentioned making gingerbread men and much more? She went to bed at 7:30 PM Pacific.. I have bought her some real doozie, doozy? (how do you spell doozee?) gifts this year and I'm anxious. Really fucking anxious and I want her to wake up so I'm being loud all around the house in hopes that she wakes up and asks whether or not Santa showed up!?! That's what she says.. "Did Santa show up?" sleepy voice like
Outside of going up there and dropping my fucking truck keys on her head nothing seems to be waking her up. WTF??? Who sleeps like this??!!?? Maybe I'll load my table saw into the living room and start getting reeeeallly crafty in my quest for a wakened lucid her!!!
She's being very rude by not waking up
Smite away bitches but I'm a Christmassy muthafuckah. :) Drunk one too! :) :) ;D ;D ;D
This is going to happen again. Noooo doubt about it.
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My problem is New Year's Eve. Nice dinner. A couple of glasses of champagne ... Wake me up at midnight
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My problem is New Year's Eve. Nice dinner. A couple of glasses of champagne ... Wake me up at midnight
Yep, know this routine very.very.very.well! 😁😁😁
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Yep, know this routine very.very.very.well! 😁😁😁
My problem is New Year's Eve. Nice dinner. A couple of glasses of champagne ... Wake me up at midnight
Hmm maybe this is just something that women do. It happens year after year in my house and I no longer wake her up. I just enjoy the Ell outta myself until I'm ready to sleep usually about 3am January 1. About seven years ago She asked me to stop gigging on new years eve's and now she pulls the disappearing sleeping beauty crap on me? It's rude! Not saying you two are rude - just saying in general
I don't know why you people *women* can't balance you booze intake throughout the day or refrain from drinking until much later in the day? Or don't drink at all.
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Hmm maybe this is just something that women do. It happens year after year in my house and I no longer wake her up. I just enjoy the Ell outta myself until I'm ready to sleep usually about 3am January 1. About seven years ago She asked me to stop gigging on new years eve's and now she pulls the disappearing sleeping beauty crap on me? It's rude! Not saying you two are rude - just saying in general
I don't know why you people *women* can't balance you booze intake throughout the day or refrain from drinking until much later in the day? Or don't drink at all.
We *women* are not here for you to understand. But for you to appreciate
I imagine there is really good money to be made gigging on New Year's Eve
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We *women* are not here for you to understand. But for you to appreciate
I imagine there is really good money to be made gigging on New Year's Eve
@Sugarplum Lily and or @TigerLily Easy on the aggression there honey, it's Christmas. You tone it down about 10db ;) Nobody appreciates *women* more than I do. NO-BODY I was just saying that you could plan ahead so as not to be tipsy and sleeping by 8pm. Maybe somebody would appreciate your wonderful company on such a special night.
Yes, news years gig money is extremely good but still not worth it. Not a lot of fun. Plus I'd rather be home anyways. Whether there's a woman sleeping or not. And besides all the amateurs come out on new years.
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@Sugarplum Lily and or @TigerLily Easy on the aggression there honey, it's Christmas. You tone it down about 10db ;) Nobody appreciates *women* more than I do. NO-BODY I was just saying that you could plan ahead so as not to be tipsy and sleeping by 8pm. Maybe somebody would appreciate your wonderful company on such a special night.
Yes, news years gig money is extremely good but still not worth it. Not a lot of fun. Plus I'd rather be home anyways. Whether there's a woman sleeping or not. And besides all the amateurs come out on new years.
That's a little extreme, Moderator. Bart wouldn't like you picking on me
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We *women* are not here for you to understand. But for you to appreciate
@Sugarplum Lily Ummmm. No. I need a balance. The more I understand, the more I appreciate. ;)
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@Sugarplum Lily Ummmm. No. I need a balance. The more I understand, the more I appreciate. ;)
That's good on paper. But there are many traps set in those woods of "understanding" There really should be a sign that reads, Enter at your own risk I've been there, I've seen the danger - it DOES exist!
risky business
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... And besides all the amateurs come out on new years.
Ain't that the truth
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@Sugarplum Lily and or @TigerLily Easy on the aggression there honey, it's Christmas. You tone it down about 10db ;) Nobody appreciates *women* more than I do. NO-BODY I was just saying that you could plan ahead so as not to be tipsy and sleeping by 8pm. Maybe somebody would appreciate your wonderful company on such a special night.
Yes, news years gig money is extremely good but still not worth it. Not a lot of fun. Plus I'd rather be home anyways. Whether there's a woman sleeping or not. And besides all the amateurs come out on new years.
CFP, really, I don't think that SugarTits Lily has to be awake to receive my appreciation.
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CFP, really, I don't think that SugarTits Lily has to be awake to receive my appreciation.
Well that doesn't read creepy at all, does it.
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CFP, really, I don't think that SugarTits Lily has to be awake to receive my appreciation.
At ease, Gunney. Save it for the Lady Marines
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At ease, Gunney. Save it for the Lady Marines
Lady Marines scary. Choke my 'Mister Happy' out. Make paladin sad.
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Ok, thus may be the worst thread EVER! If so, I'll own it and all the crow you throw!
Here's the thing; All our guests left hours ago, my wife was exhausted after a long day of preparing and making dinner etc.. have I mentioned making gingerbread men and much more? She went to bed at 7:30 PM Pacific.. I have bought her some real doozie, doozy? (how do you spell doozee?) gifts this year and I'm anxious. Really fucking anxious and I want her to wake up so I'm being loud all around the house in hopes that she wakes up and asks whether or not Santa showed up!?! That's what she says.. "Did Santa show up?" sleepy voice like
Outside of going up there and dropping my fucking truck keys on her head nothing seems to be waking her up. WTF??? Who sleeps like this??!!?? Maybe I'll load my table saw into the living room and start getting reeeeallly crafty in my quest for a wakened lucid her!!!
She's being very rude by not waking up
Smite away bitches but I'm a Christmassy muthafuckah. :) Drunk one too! :) :) ;D ;D ;D
ANNNNND STILL! AGAIN!! WHY WON'T SHE WAKE UP!!?? LET'S OPEN THESE GIFTS AND THEN I'LL MOUNT YOU!!! I'LL DRIVE THE JEEP RIGHT INTO THE FUCKING LIVING ROOM IF I MUST!