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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #45 on: January 17, 2020, 08:06:35 PM »
Quote from: anniem on January 17, 2020, 08:03:23 PM
Then I am happy!
I will tell one TRUTH.
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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #46 on: January 17, 2020, 08:07:17 PM »
Never listen to anyone who tells you where you can find the best burgers in the world.
Same goes for all other foodstuffs.

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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #47 on: January 17, 2020, 08:09:19 PM »
Quote from: FISH on January 17, 2020, 08:06:35 PM
I will tell one TRUTH.
I enjoy clicking on the "home" in Ellgab. The NEWs headlines make me smile.

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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #48 on: January 17, 2020, 08:12:01 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 17, 2020, 08:07:17 PM
Never listen to anyone who tells you where you can find the best burgers in the world.
Same goes for all other foodstuffs.
I would agree with you up until two weeks ago.
A friend gave me a loaf of rye bread. She said it was the BEST rye bread in the world. She was correct.
It was the BEST rye bread I ever ate in my life in this world.

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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #49 on: January 17, 2020, 08:13:30 PM »
Quote from: FISH on January 17, 2020, 08:12:01 PM
It was the BEST rye bread I ever ate in my life in this world.

That still does not make it the best in the world.
"This is the best I have ever tasted" is acceptable.
DON'T INVOLVE THE WORLD!

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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #50 on: January 17, 2020, 08:27:12 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 17, 2020, 08:13:30 PM
That still does not make it the best in the world.
"This is the best I have ever tasted" is acceptable.
DON'T INVOLVE THE WORLD!

I will ask the WORLD to pardon me.

Tell the truth Mr. Bart.
Is this baby @Chimp Covfefe ?
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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #51 on: January 17, 2020, 08:54:08 PM »
Quote from: FISH on January 17, 2020, 08:27:12 PM
I will ask the WORLD to pardon me.

Tell the truth Mr. Bart.
Is this baby @Chimp Covfefe ?
Was he part of the "Shameless Comic Book Ads" that stole money from children?

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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #52 on: January 17, 2020, 09:29:36 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 17, 2020, 05:00:51 PM
Hellier is the most over-hyped piece of shit since Napoleon Dynamite.
Why did you watch either of these?  Hate to blame the victim, but....
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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #53 on: January 17, 2020, 09:30:50 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 17, 2020, 05:01:42 PM
There will never be a greater Canadian hard rock album than Mood Swings.
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There was a little girl,
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            When she was good,
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But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #54 on: January 17, 2020, 09:31:13 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 17, 2020, 05:02:30 PM
The only time I am not full of confidence is when I try to play like Gary Moore.
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There was a little girl,
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Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #55 on: January 17, 2020, 09:32:16 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 17, 2020, 05:09:24 PM
The guy who made a fortune selling you Chia Pets is now making a second fortune by convincing you to eat them.
I finally know what you"re talking about.
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Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #56 on: January 17, 2020, 09:32:54 PM »

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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #57 on: January 17, 2020, 09:33:03 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 17, 2020, 05:10:04 PM
Kale is just a way to make you spend more money for spinach.
Wrong! Massaged spinach? I think not.
There was a little girl,
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Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #58 on: January 17, 2020, 09:33:35 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 17, 2020, 05:13:38 PM
I have thrown away more tea bags than I have ever used.
personal problem.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #59 on: January 17, 2020, 09:34:07 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 17, 2020, 05:14:38 PM
Every atheist that tries to sell you some kind of ghost woo toy should be shot.
Twice.
Amen sister, I mean...Bart.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.
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