Coast to Coast AM with George Noory

[ShayP]

Regular caller Cornelius talked to one of the rent-a-hosts and referred to him as "George Norway."

Ha!  Good 'ol Corney.  I didn't know where the Norway reference came from.  There was another first name though.  It's bugging me.

[Dateline]

Yes, that Dave Norway guy, known as many, and answers to them all.  Maybe he has lots of aliases.

[JUAN]

I was having trouble sleeping last night, so I tuned in sNorway.  He claimed to love open lines.  Cornelius called and complained because sNorway didn’t call him Corny, then went on about his father passing from the Wuhan.  I didn’t hear whether he went into his father letting the air out of his tire on the way to the light because I fell asleep.  A good, sound sleep.

[sean92008]

Sounds like Cornelius is a paid caller like a dozen other people who regularly call that god-forsaken show...

Has anybody called him Dave lately?

By the way, I hate that George calls people names different than what they have, somebody will call and say they're David and then he'll also say Dave. In my life, I have come across many people (Timothy B. Schmidt of the Eagles being the most famous one) who absolutely abhor being called anything but their full first name. This includes a horny girl I knew named Kimberly. To set her off my scent, I would call her Kathy BUT NEVER KIM! I wanted to keep all of my appendages attached to my body, especially my head.

[ItsOver]

Ha!  Good 'ol Corney.  I didn't know where the Norway reference came from.  There was another first name though.  It's bugging me.

I believe there is at least another but that sounds like a question for Morgus.  We can always refer to Jorge by his middle name, Ralph.  Ralph Norway.

[PB]

... By the way, I hate that George calls people names different than what they have, somebody will call and say they're David and then he'll also say Dave...

This is how Tom Dumbheiser became known as 'Tommy'.

[sean92008]

This is how Tom Dumbheiser became known as 'Tommy'.

What is he called when he's wearing a dress?

Trammy!

😁😁😁😁

[PB]

What is he called when he's wearing a dress?

Trammy!

😁😁😁😁

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[Dateline]

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That's the wedding photo.  Notice he wore white.

[Morgus]

I believe there is at least another but that sounds like a question for Morgus.  We can always refer to Jorge by his middle name, Ralph.  Ralph Norway.

Yeah I was just going to say Ralph...

[JUAN]

I was listening to Frankie Rizzo or whatever his name is on the Wacky Side of Midnight, and they were discussing how women were spending their stimulus checks on vibrators.  One woman called to condemn these women, then admitted he didn’t like vibrators - she used her finger.

sNoory’s head would have exploded.

[CronkitesGhost]

Another edition tonight of George Noory's Emerging Artist Cavalcade

so far I've heard a Latin lounge instrumental I'm sure played on a Casio keyboard bought at Walmart for $24.99 which was followed up on the other side of the commercial break by a sad rendition of Leaving on A Jet Plane

emerging artists indeed, emerging from cryogenic sleep chambers they were put into in 1968

[CronkitesGhost]

ahahahahaha Noory instant classic.  He just closed the show with the Disburbed singer's cover of Sounds of Silence

'And now as is our tradition on Sundays, A SONG, THAT WILL MAKE ........ HAIR ... GROW UNDER YOUR ARMS.' 

fucking senile, 'will make the hair on your arms stand up' becomes 'will make hair grow under your arms' 

[sean92008]

Fuck you, @CronkitesGhost‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ 😁😁😁

I had that on but I was tied up and couldn't post immediately! I swore I heard it and I kept telling myself I was just filling in blanks and making it up in my mind because George is such an a dolt...

Nah, he's a dolt.

[CronkitesGhost]

Fuck you, @CronkitesGhost‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ 😁😁😁

I had that on but I was tied up and couldn't post immediately! I swore I heard it and I kept telling myself I was just filling in blanks and making it up in my mind because George is such an a dolt...

Nah, he's a dolt.