Coast to Coast AM with George Noory

[Camazotz Automat]

Well, Snorge is no “rocket scientist.”

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Heh heh
I like this mixed metaphor shirt:

[ItsOver]

Heh heh
I like this mixed metaphor shirt:

Ha!  That almost sounds like something Snorge Joory would say. 

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“Ya know, I was thinking about the Emerson Lake and Light Orchestra the other day.  Didn’t they have a song called “Rocket Salad Surgery?”  I’m pretty sure they did.”

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[PB]

George doesn't seem to know much about anything.  ''Uh-may-zing''

He likes saying ''Operation Paperclip'' - he thinks it sounds cool - but has no idea what it was.

[ItsOver]

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“Just how many scientists did it take to invent the paper clip?  How many did it take to come up with the stapler?”

[ShayP]

“Ya know, I was thinking about the Emerson Lake and Light Orchestra the other day.  Didn’t they have a song called “Rocket Salad Surgery?”  I’m pretty sure they did.”

LMAO!!! Thanks for this. @ItsOver

[ShayP]

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“Just how many scientists did it take to invent the paper clip?  How many did it take to come up with the stapler?”

And thanks for this too.  The questions mentioned are 100% Noory.   

[ItsOver]

And thanks for this too.  The questions mentioned are 100% Noory.   

You’re welcome, as always, Mr. Rogers.  It’s a real shame Snorge is only good for some cheap laughs but, what the hay, may as well make the most of it. 

[Dateline]

George doesn't seem to know much about anything.  ''Uh-may-zing''

He likes saying ''Operation Paperclip'' - he thinks it sounds cool - but has no idea what it was.

To Norry, "Operation Paperclip" is what is must go into emergency mode for if the post-it notes don't hold. 

Norry, "Geeeez, those questions just won't separate with that clip thingee holding them together."  "Producer, I need your helllllp."

[Dateline]

"How many Norry's does it take to attach a paperclip?"  One to hold the paper clip, and two to hold the piece of paper, one holding each paper side.

[damon]

I wonder if Anne had a strap-on and she'd ass-rape him while he slept.  Making him think he was being abducted and probed.

LOL Anne from Alabama. When she calls in, I turn off that radio.

[yumyumtree]

It was a full-blown Hollyweird production, “Communion.”  Based on Streiber’s book of alien anal probe glory.

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I saw it on video. Lindsey Crouse(at one time Mrs. David Mamet) played the wife. I imagine it got rented a lot when it came out. That was during the initial VHS craze--every gas station and gift shop
 rented a few

[yumyumtree]

Ha!  “Finally, Tom Danheiser, of famed Danheiser/ Wagner Entertainment, AKA “Tommee,” spills everything on noted crooner and incompetent C2C host Jorch Norway.  From pizza rolls to late night JonBenét drive-bys, Tommee tells all, in this insipid tome!”

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  Whats a JonBenet drive-by?

[PB]

  Whats a JonBenet drive-by?

It's when Norry's in the area and insists they drive by the house

[ItsOver]

  Whats a JonBenet drive-by?

One of Jorch’s few hobbies.  Dead kids.

[CronkitesGhost]

I gotta get into the TV production business, so many streaming services need quality content.

My first project would be signing George Noory to host/narrate a true crime doc series 'George Noory's Dead Baby Files' - every week a new murdered/missing child doc hosted by America's favorite dead baby raconteur.

Noory interviewing detectives and coroners on a dramatically lit set.

Noory: And baby Madeline's head was bashed in? Was there blood coming out of her mouth and stuff like that?

Noory: She had been penetrated in her .......... you know ...... did they find her little underwear you know panties they call them with little teddy bears on them?