Mike the Millennial called in to wish George a happy birthday. George asked him if he'd trade in some of his years for his. Mike the Millennial excitedly told George that he would definitely switch places with him. George was incredulous why a 26 year old would change places with a 72 year old. Mike explained just to make it to George's age is going to be so hard, there's so much going on in the world, that in his words 'it's going to be so hard to get a job and earn a pension.' This is a 26 year old MAN who has never held a job. We have fucked up so badly, that kid isn't alone, half of Gen Z don't nor won't work, they want the remaining tax payers to give them a basic income for 50 or more years. There are jobs galore right now, no experience necessary and hourly wages are going up because none of these lazy entitled brats wants to work, zero pride, zero responsibility - just heard a town in Michigan can't find lifeguards to work its pools or beaches, offering 27 DOLLARS AN HOUR and no takers.
and then Cornelius called in and dropped a bombshell - 'I wuz raped as a child n' stuff'. And his parents beat him n' stuff. Class act Noory chortled 'You know you didn't have to tell us that.'
The prude Noory told Tommy that 'I didn't tell my children the birds and the bees until they were really old.'
