Coast to Coast AM with George Noory

[CronkitesGhost]

oh so now he's not only bragging about what a good samaritan boy scout he is he's now doing the same for his 3 year old great-granddaughter

just a couple nights ago he told a guest 'The other day I was going into post office, I could sense somebody behind me, it was a woman, you couldn't even see her face she had so many packages, so I got out of the way to the side and opened the door for her.'  what ...... a ....... hero. as if most normal people wouldn't have done the same. I wouldn't let him do anything for me because he'd be standing there in your face expecting to be patted on the back and thanked profusely. What a loser.

Noory Home 1955

Little Georgie: Mommy I helped you didn't I? I like to help Mommy.

Mom: Yes Georgie you helped Mommy but how many times do you have to tell Mommy about it?

[PB]

... and opened the door for her... I wouldn't let him do anything for me because he'd be standing there in your face expecting to be patted on the back and thanked profusely...

He'd probably want a tip

[CronkitesGhost]

I hope somebody at the FCC and/or FTC took my complaint letter against Noory, Premiere and its advertisers seriously. Tonight is of course the paid infomercial show with serial snake oil scammer Doc Wallach. Noory is absolutely paid for his chicanery on behalf of Critical Health News, he most likely has a stake in ownership. I can't listen to this shit but I turned on Coast not remembering it was Tuesday and heard 30 seconds - where Noory not only gave out the hotline number for Critical Health News, where a 'counselor' who's not a counselor at all but a salesman who will try to sell the poor shmucks who call the number into paying exorbitant prices for utter garbage with false claims of health benefits, Noory called on his loyal listeners 'FOLKS LET'S SET A RECORD TONIGHT WITH CALLS TO THE HOTLINE'. And you know there are hundreds of simple people out there, old people, who will hear that and think 'George needs my help, he wants to set a record, I'm going to call.'  As if it's a telethon and Noory is raising money for cancer or crippled kids.

Lock this shyster up.

[ItsOver]

He'd probably want a tip

Finally, Snorge finds his true calling in life. Doorman.

[CronkitesGhost]

Noory Home 1955

Little Georgie: Mommy I helped you didn't I? I like to help Mommy.

Mom: Yes Georgie you helped Mommy but how many times do you have to tell Mommy about it?

punching up the script to The George Noory Story

Noory Home 1955

Little Georgie: Mommy I helped you didn't I? I like to help Mommy.

Mom: Yes Georgie you helped Mommy but how many times do you have to tell Mommy about it?

Little Georgie: But Mommy I want the whole world to know what a good boy I am.

Mom: Maybe one day Georgie you'll have a radio show like Mr. Paul Harvey.

Little Georgie: That's my dream!

Mom: To be the man on the radio Georgie?

Little Georgie: Yes so I can tell everybody on earth how good I am!

Mom: Alright Georgie, time for baseball practice in the backyard. If you want to make the Detroit Tigers you will need lots of practice. Mommy will pitch to you.

[ItsOver]

punching up the script to The George Noory Story

Noory Home 1955

Little Georgie: Mommy I helped you didn't I? I like to help Mommy.

Mom: Yes Georgie you helped Mommy but how many times do you have to tell Mommy about it?

Little Georgie: But Mommy I want the whole world to know what a good boy I am.

Mom: Maybe one day Georgie you'll have a radio show like Mr. Paul Harvey.

Little Georgie: That's my dream!

Mom: To be the man on the radio Georgie?

Little Georgie: Yes so I can tell everybody on earth how good I am!

Mom: Alright Georgie, time for baseball practice in the backyard. If you want to make the Detroit Tigers you will need lots of practice. Mommy will pitch to you.

Little Georgie: That’s swell! Can I wear the lampshade on my head, Mommy?

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[ShayP]

Finally, Snorge finds his true calling in life. Doorman.

I was thinking the same thing after PB's post. 

[ShayP]

Little Georgie: That’s swell! Can I wear the lampshade on my head, Mommy?

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That lamp is just awful.  Everyone has their own taste though.  I wonder if the shade was fashioned from George's christening gown that he wore for his baptism.

[ItsOver]

I was thinking the same thing after PB's post. 

For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these, “It might have been.”

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[ItsOver]

That lamp is just awful.  Everyone has their own taste though.  I wonder if the shade was fashioned from George's christening gown that he wore for his baptism.

Probably from Abdul’s Discount Rug and Lamps down the street.

[PB]

I can see George schmoozing the customers and collecting the tips while Tommee lugs the suitcases around

[ItsOver]

I can see George schmoozing the customers and collecting the tips while Tommee lugs the suitcases around

Sounds about right, with Jorch constantly telling Tommee not to forget who it was that got him to were he is today.

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[sean92008]

Sounds about right, with Jorch constantly telling Tommee not to forget who it was that got him to were he is today.

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How much for the girl? How much for the little girl? How much for your women? All your women!

[CronkitesGhost]

Didn't listen tonight but heard the last few minutes, I instantly recognized the deep voice of the guest, John Russell, another charlatan psychic, Noory was licking his anus telling him 'when you finish the next book just call and you're on the show'. The other night Noory was lamenting the number of Coast guests dying, he said 'we were in the office and we had 3 pages filled with dead guests'.  This is why guests are getting recycled faster and faster, they are too fucking lazy to find new guests and new topics - Noory will just continue to run the show into the ground while running his various bottom feeding scams.

[CronkitesGhost]

fuck why did I turn it on - i almost made it through a day without this trash. my blood pressure is now 300/200 after listening to Howard Bloom spew his liberal diarrhea of lies about the FBI Raid on Trump.