Coast to Coast AM with George Noory

[CronkitesGhost]

Cornelius called in tonight for the aliens in the bible guest prior to him disappearing for.a month or so.

gonna be one of those long goodbyes isn't it.

[garywilson]

why doesn't noory take calls there over 9 million people listing to his show
yet he has only 3 segments of phone calls then leaves at last segment

[Morgus]

Cornelius called in yet again tonight and didn't even mention going away for a month at all.
So sounds like he will keep calling in for the near future unfortunately!

[CronkitesGhost]

couldn't take listening to the Red Eye dudes so listened to most of tonight's Coast - back to thinking the entire thing is parody and whoever is playing the Noory character is a comedic genius who's created a buffoon so believable you *almost* believe he might be real.

they just played a music bumper, some horrible piece of dreck I've never heard in my life, sounded like a crooner from the 1920s. has to be a parody, who would even think to pull a piece out like that unless it is parody.

now i have to wait for them to put the bumper music titles/artists for tonight's show on the Coast website to find out what it was.

[JUAN]

Maybe Cornelius figured out how to call from the hospital.

[sean92008]

Maybe Cornelius figured out how to call from the hospital.

...or maybe he can call toll free numbers from jail.
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[PB]

...or maybe he can call toll free numbers from jail.
😈😈😈

He can smuggle his phone in his prison wallet so he can still call George and Tommee!

[sean92008]

He can smuggle his phone in his prison wallet so he can still call George and Tommee!

Are you sure it's not his prison duffel bag? Hahahaha!

[Morgus]

Cornelius just called in yet again  - this time to Connie Willis.
He was still worried about Louise from Louisville Kentucky who claimed she was Cassius Clay's first girlfriend there.

[sean92008]

Cornelius just called in yet again  - this time to Connie Willis.
He was still worried about Louise from Louisville Kentucky who claimed she was Cassius Clay's first girlfriend there.

I hope she said "who?"

Could it be that some of these annoying sad pack characters were just horrible facsimiles of the type of Art Bell characters? Instead of Mel, claiming to have an impossible whole, it's Louise from Louiseville who used to blow Cassius Clay?

Eh, that couldn't be. PremSuck would never pay for anything like that.

[JUAN]

I assure you the Sad Pack callers are not paid.  Paid callers are good.

[sean92008]

I assure you the Sad Pack callers are not paid.  Paid callers are good.

PremSuck+sNoory=Crap

[Morgus]

Connie knows of Cornelius since he has called in while she has hosted several times before.
The screeners probably alert her that he is a regular Noory caller.
I remember the first time he called in to her and she said she recognized the name from the original Planet of the Apes movie!

[CronkitesGhost]

Connie knows of Cornelius since he has called in while she has hosted several times before.
The screeners probably alert her that he is a regular Noory caller.
I remember the first time he called in to her and she said she recognized the name from the original Planet of the Apes movie!

haha she's a racist cracker. i'd pay for Cornelius to go on one of her Big Foot camping excursions.

[Dateline]

...or maybe he can call toll free numbers from jail.
😈😈😈

Maybe Norry and the Producer are putting money on his jail card or account to keep the caller count up.  It is always good to invest in your show whenever the opportunity presents itself.