Whatever: The Open Lines Thread

[MAX]

Football offset.

@GravitySucks is already crying.

https://twitter.com/StLouisBlues/status/1179166390084915201

The moms hot, too soon?

[MAX]

17tth anniversary on Saturday 10/5

I don't know what to do..   same fuckin thing every year. She should dump my ass. Although she'd be downgrading on the physical stuff.

Start off with the walk through the park to stop on the bridge where we got married as is the norm and then make shit up from there How do I kill five hours of the day between the 9am walk and the 5 o clock dinner rez?  Fuck I wish this town had an aquarium rather than first nation shitass bullshit wood carvings of a fucking bear or hawk. I hate them with such a passion for being the whining bottom feeders that they are.

Diamond tennis bracelet, spend the day in bed.

[TigerLily]

So @SpookPumpkin  would you be mad if I said I secretly hope Bart changes your name to SpookTurkey  next month?

Or SpookPumpkinPie   Yumm ... Pie

[anniem]

Diamond tennis bracelet, spend the day in bed.

Nice idea too. D I A M O N D S

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[anniem]

Or SpookPumpkinPie   Yumm ... Pie

But....pie....he doesn't prefer pie

[Ghost BEP]

You ruined my surprise @KSM . I was going to present you with the Adam&Eve Ultimate Couples Sex Toys Package on the 5th. Now the surprise is ruined. So you'll have to get by with @Bart Ell 's tongue in the butt. You and the Lady can take turns. After she takes you for a walk in the park

Who said I'm a snob? 

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[anniem]

You ruined my surprise @KSM . I was going to present you with the Adam&Eve Ultimate Couples Sex Toys Package on the 5th. Now the surprise is ruined. So you'll have to get by with @Bart Ell 's tongue in the butt. You and the Lady can take turns. After she takes you for a walk in the park

Who said I'm a snob? 

Definitely not me. I am really sure.

[Ghost BEP]

17tth anniversary on Saturday 10/5

I don't know what to do..   same fuckin thing every year.

Start off with the walk through the park to stop on the bridge where we got married as is the norm and then make shit up from there

Just push her off the fucking thing. It’ll make a hell of a splash and an unforgettable memory. Likely will even clear your schedule for this time next year.

[Spookcat]

So @SpookPumpkin  would you be mad if I said I secretly hope Bart changes your name to SpookTurkey  next month?

I'd prefer SpookLeaf or SpookCranberry. I don't look good in feathers.

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[anniem]

I'd prefer SpookLeaf or SpookCranberry. I don't look good in feathers.

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CUTE!

[TigerLily]

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Hey. Bart started the tongue in the butt business. Don't look at me

[TigerLily]

I'd prefer SpookLeaf or SpookCranberry. I don't look good in feathers.

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That cat is Pure Persian Patience. Or heavily sedated

[TigerLily]

But....pie....he doesn't prefer pie

He'll get over it. Just this once. Don't you think? Oh dear. I don't want to spend the holidays in the zoo

[anniem]

He'll get over it. Just this once. Don't you think? Oh dear. I don't want to spend the holidays in the zoo

Let's say tart. A tart is not a pie, right?

[TigerLily]

Let's say tart. A tart is not a pie, right?

Good thinking