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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #570 on: March 18, 2020, 10:39:26 PM »
I got a feeling this isn't going to make @Bart Ell feel any better, we are doomed

https://twitter.com/NewshubNZ/status/1239811203813146631

weak challenge. she should try licking the sneeze guard at a buffet table. nothing like watching someone intentionally turn their lungs into the soup of the day.

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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #572 on: March 18, 2020, 11:56:18 PM »
Yeah, the last time China was competitive with the West was the 1290s, when the Polos hightailed it home. 

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People are calling 911 because they ran out of toilet paper. WTF
« Reply #573 on: March 19, 2020, 02:26:23 AM »
https://www.turnto23.com/news/national/coronavirus/police-department-asks-people-not-to-call-911-if-they-run-out-of-toilet-paper
If people are this stupid for a virus from china, what would happen when the fucking zombies come?

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Re: People are calling 911 because they ran out of toilet paper. WTF
« Reply #574 on: March 19, 2020, 02:47:50 AM »
If people are this stupid for a virus from china, what would happen when the fucking zombies come?

Do they even use TP?

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Re: People are calling 911 because they ran out of toilet paper. WTF
« Reply #576 on: March 19, 2020, 11:31:22 AM »
Do they even use TP?

Ha! That is a fine question, it depends on if there is a digestive system and whatnot.

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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #577 on: March 19, 2020, 12:54:32 PM »
Drove by a HOOTERS today.
Big sign outside - TAKEOUT ONLY

1. What's the point?
2. Who goes to Hooters in 2020?

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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #578 on: March 19, 2020, 12:55:34 PM »
If I manage to get my hands on some fresh covbid I have a few recipes to try out. My anticipated and most suspected favorite - a stuffed Covid breast comes to mind :) stuffed with chorizo, terracotta, and porcini mushrooms topped with a creamy marsala sauce.  :)

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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #579 on: March 19, 2020, 01:37:48 PM »

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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #582 on: March 19, 2020, 02:53:10 PM »
Fake News is reporting fake numbers from China as if it's real.  Oh wait..

Maybe all the residents just went to South Beach for Spring Break?

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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #583 on: March 19, 2020, 05:06:56 PM »
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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #584 on: March 19, 2020, 05:58:59 PM »
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