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That is Dyna Prime's attitude to it all. She is giving me this look as I type that looks like Wilford Brimley. One healthy serving of catnip is in order.
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Good Morning everyone. I hope that everyone has a great St Patty's day. @Jedimiller Are you going to have some green beer for today??
Spoiler, most bars use old/cheap crap beer and add green food coloring to it for St. Patrick's Day.
I know that and that is why i brew my own beer.
Do you have your own label?Damon Beer would be a fine name.Lots of demons on the bottle.Think it over, I give you that fantastic idea free of charge.
Good Morning @FISH
Good morning all. Everyone must be out drinking green beer and eating fried leprechaun.
I have quite a few. Some in the Green Mountains too. Maybe I will resurrect the “Memories of a life well lived†thread I started last year. Have you ever seen a Pine Marten or a marmot?I could smell a black bear if it was within a couple hundred yards. It’s not a lot of fun having to drag the dogs away from a sapling with a 300 lb black bear only about 8 feet off the ground when all you have is a river 10/22 rifle with a 10 round clip. Before I went out again I had two 50 round clips taped together that I carried with me. I did not shoot the bear, just had it in case it decided to drop down on my head. Do you know how long it takes to push porcupine quills through a hound dog’s lips at 4am? You can’t pull them out, you have to clip them down and push them through. You would think the stupid dog would learn after the first time. Jerry insisted on carrying those smelly bastards out of the woods because a taxidermist would give him $5 a piece for them. He would stuff them and sell them to local bars. Until one day he was delivering one and it tipped over in the truck and fell into his little girl’s lap. Several of the quills stuck into her legs. He stopped stuffing porcupines after having to push the quills through his baby girl’s legs. I wasn’t glad the girl got hurt but I was glad i didn’t have to carry those suckers anymore. They weighed what seemed like about 40 pounds and after carrying them by their paws for an hour or so, your hands would stink for about a week. I tried everything to get the smell out including tomato juice, vinegar, lava soap and lemon juice. It had to wear off.
Good morning. eating fried leprechaun Never make jokes about the wee folks. I met a leprechaun one time...and he played one of his jokes.
Happy St. Patrick’s Day, EllGabbers! 🍀🍀🍀